Russian Propagandist Reports Suspicious Package To Police: A Vibrator
Credit: Twitter
May 19, 2023

Margarita Simonyan, the head of Russia Today, reported the suspicious package with "traces of explosives" to the police, fearing a bomb. Inside though all the bomb squad could find was a "vibrating bullet", some kind of sex toy.

Source: Defapt (Romania)

Terrible threat to Margarita Simonyan, the famous head of the Russia Today channel: the Moscow police were urgently called to check a suspicious package arrived from Hong Kong to the work address of one of Putin's most aggressive propagandists.

Simonyan is famous for her declarations of full adherence to Putin's policies. For example, in December 2022, at the ceremony where he was awarded the medal of honor, the head of Russia Today, Margarita Simonyan, publicly thanked Putin for "butchering the cannibals".

But this morning she received a suspicious package from Hong Kong and notified the police. Simonyan wrote on her Telegram channel that this package contained "traces of explosives". However, she herself returned, after a few minutes, with another message, stating what the suspicious package contained: a vibrator.

“A parcel from Hong Kong. There was no explosive device (…) It is said to be a kind of "vibrating bullet" for sexual affairs. It looks like a box of pencils to me.

My life is getting more and more interesting," she wrote on Telegram.

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