December 4, 2023

The gall of Republicans daring to question President Joe Biden's mental acuity is insulting when the leader of their party is practically running around with his eyes spinning like dice in his head. We've brought this up before.

Biden has the olds, but did he alter an official National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration map of a hurricane's trajectory? Did he ever want to nuke a hurricane? Did he ever mistake the dickhead leader of Hungary for the dickhead leader of Turkey? I could do this all day. Trump is no different than the drunk guy on the corner who is waving his dick around -- except that Trump would lie about the size of his manly bits, and he doesn't have any balls. Nancy still has them in her purse, after all.


Meanwhile, in Iowa

At Lumpy's 'Save America' rally in Iowa, Trump rambled on, and somehow, Republicans didn't bat an eye when he made the jaw-dropping claim of ensuring that everyone will be able to afford a "beautiful home" if he's elected. That's right, even the drunk guy on the corner gets a house. Oh, and a new car!

"I will not rest until your family can afford a beautiful home and a brand new beautiful car of your choice," he told the gullible crowd of weirdos. "Combustion, electric, any way you want it, you can have lots of choices. And that's the way it should be. I'm not saying electric cars are bad. They have problems; they have big problems. There is a danger to them. They don't go far, and that's a big problem."

Mmkay, but it would have sounded better if he had said that in Oprah's voice: "You get a new house, and YOU get a new house, and YOU GET A NEW HOUSE!"

Now go on, tell me how crazy Biden is again. Did he trip or stutter?

How about if something is done about the predatory market with developers rushing in to buy property while jacking up the prices for shitty apartments? Affordable housing isn't a thing anymore. But sure, the Mar-a-Lunatic who thinks his property was undervalued will ensure that 157.2 million Americans can move into new homes right after the 2024 election -- As long as he wins.

Shut up about Biden's mental acuity, please. It's getting old.

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