Man Facing 91 Felonies Vows To Bring 'Very Powerful Crime' To DC

By Conover Kennard — February 23, 2024

Donald Trump, who is facing 91 felonies after being indicted four times and being found liable for sexual assault, made a bold confession to Fox News's Laura Ingraham. And please, if anyone mentions President Joe Biden's mental acuity after this, I'm going to get really stabby. Maybe slashy, even! Trump vowed to bring "very powerful crime" back to Washington, DC, and we believe him.

"No, we're going to take over Washington, D.C., we're going to federalize, we're going to have very powerful crime, and you're going to be proud of it again," Donald vowed.

It sounds like he's promising to take over Washington, D.C., because someone hurt his feelings. It doesn't work that way, you weirdo.

Social media users weighed in.

Yes, we know you have “very powerful crime.”

It’s the only thing you do consistently. pic.twitter.com/BBl6hmfS0J

— Max Twain (@MaxTwain24) February 22, 2024

For once he’s honest.

— WeaselDog (@Jvq70) February 22, 2024

Keep talking, bonehead.

As I said, Operation Let Him Talk is a gold mine!

"We're going to have very powerful crime" https://t.co/jyjfGzZPf5

— Badd Company (@BaddCompani) February 22, 2024

Trump is not only the first President to be indicted with 91 felonies after leaving office, he's also the 1st criminal defendant publicly bragging about planning "a very powerful crime" while out on bond. 🤔

— LinHoHi1 (@LinHoHi1) February 22, 2024

He just said he plans to crime better this time around. 😂

— Lee (no $ for Elon) Johnson (@LeeJohnson65) February 22, 2024

IF he were to get back into office, you can be damned sure there would be some very powerful crime.

— Outspoken™️ (@Out5p0ken) February 22, 2024

Yeah, I think I'll stick with the guy who stutters.

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