Jon Stewart Describes In Detail The Type Of Man Dick Morris Really Is!

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Jon Stewart made a mashup of statements from the media that sez, Obama is toast if no health care bill is passed. And then came the toesucker. That got Jon really in the mood to describe the partisan hack.

Morris: And I don't know if he'll win anything ever again if he fails to get this past.

Stewart: Yeah, he'll probably end up like some two bit partisan troll, a shell of his former self. His outward physical appearance slowly reflecting the putrefication of his soul. A Harvey Fiersteinesque conservative minstrel rolling from town to town in a rented conversion van -- each day a carbon copy of the last. With only the changing of his three gravy-stained red speech ties...

I think you get the picture. Stewart pretty much covers the type of man Dick Morris is.


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