Multiple boats are in distress or sinking at a Trump Boat Parade in Lake Travis, Texas
Kayleigh McEnany, the newest White House Press Secretary, has been parroting Trump's anti vote-by-mail sentiments but she actually votes by mail herself.
Donald Trump did a nice loop on the Daytona 500 track and within minutes the race is rained out.
Paul Ryan has a number of regrets, none of them for the things he should be regretting.
"For the record, we have never endorsed any kind of conspiracy theory on this show and never would." says Tucker Effing Carlson.
Many Trump voters are learning that The Wall will negatively impact them. Whoops
Mr. "It's not my job to factcheck" Chuck Todd just hammered Buzzfeed's Ben Smith for publishing an original document.
"Who is safe from the garbage that is social media?" asks Bill. O. Reilly. Not making that up.
xHamster reports that porn viewership was nearly double in Cleveland during the RNC.
Clarke pegs the irony meter
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