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BEST METAPHOR EVER: Multiple Boats 'In Distress' At Trump Boat Parade

Multiple boats are in distress or sinking at a Trump Boat Parade in Lake Travis, Texas
BEST METAPHOR EVER: Multiple Boats 'In Distress' At Trump Boat Parade
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A Boaters for Trump parade in Lake Travis, Texas is not going very well, based on reports from CBS Austin. The parade was organized on Facebook and over 2,000 people said they were going.

Well, it is not going very well.

Shortlly after it began, 911 calls started rolling in about numerous boats being in distress - with some actually SINKING! If that isn't a metaphor, I don't know what is.

The sheriff's office confirmed to CBS that "multiple boats have been sinking and are in distress."

Here are real time updates on what is going on at the parade.

Twitter erupted:

This pretty much sums it up:

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