Satire: The Best Way To Pick A Candidate

Tea party reporter Susie Sampson takes us through how we should pick candidates. "Why'd you pick Mitt Romney?" she asks. "Because I like the color blue." I voted for John Kerry for less.
By Tina Dupuy — August 25, 2011

Tea party reporter Susie Sampson takes us through how we should pick candidates. "Why'd you pick Mitt Romney?" she asks.

"Because I like the color blue."

I voted for John Kerry for less.

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