Jon: "Luckily for my pre-conceived notions about the FOX network, the conversation soon got back on the express to Crazy Town."
Brown hair guy who's not Steve Doocy: "Here's the problem, though. In 1970 or '68, Barbara Eden lowered the bar by wearing that sexy outfit, traumatized me as a child, and then every kid wore the Barbara Eden outfit..."
Jon: This is Barbara Eden's fault?! Yes, I too remember the trauma caused by Barbara Eden's genie outfit. I could sometimes remember watching I Dream of Jeannie and traumatizing myself two or three times an episode. And that was before TiVO.