Excuse Me! Point of Order!
I may be mistaken but Vampires do not have birthdays once they become immortal............or is that Immoral I keep forgetting.
OT: for all you political junkies out there. Read Al Giordano report of a phone this AM with top Latino voices about the debate last night. Al Giordano started Narco Times, reporting on South American issues for the US. He's taking time off to report north of the border. One of the best political reporters going. He has an uncanny ability to call races accurately. I can't remember who wrote it in Vanity Fair, but Giordano was the only reporter who saw John Kerry beating Howard Dean in Iowa before the 2004 caucus, and he could state why.
Excuse Me! Point of Order!
I may be mistaken but Vampires do not have birthdays once they become immortal............or is that Immoral I keep forgetting.
A shrewd observation.Surely "67" is an arbitrary number void of meaning?
Come now,we all know that the Cheney Thing was never "born" in accordance with any natural laws we know of.No,the Cheney Thing has always existed outside of Space and Time.
It's obvious that Dave has his WGA writers back. Good gags, writers.
Dave and his company World Wide Pants struck a separate deal with the writers some time ago. Its the parent companies Viacom, GE, Disney and the like that will not come to the table and negotiate
Excuse Me! Point of Order!
I may be mistaken but Vampires do not have birthdays once they become immortal............or is that Immoral I keep forgetting.
A shrewd observation.Surely "67" is an arbitrary number void of meaning?
Come now,we all know that the Cheney Thing was never "born" in accordance with any natural laws we know of.No,the Cheney Thing has always existed outside of Space and Time.
Has anyone checked to see if he(it) has a bellybutton?
This could confirm your theory.
Remember when it was almost treasonous if you said anything against Bush or Chaney? The fear that gripped this country in 2003 and 2004 was staggering. This just goes to show you how far the Chimp and Darth Vader have fallen!
Funny Dave, but what an evil old prick artificially held ''alive'' past 66-6, and destroying our nation ..
Draft dodger, illustrious graduate of Wyoming Community College who was not able to complete even one semester at Yale. .. Trainer of Harvard chimpy. East meets west, below the waist..
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Funny Dave, but what an evil old prick artificially held ''alive'' past 66-6, and destroying our nation ..
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Comedy is hit and miss, you usually are hard pressed to hit on all 10. He does hit on a couple though. His sarcasm as Bush/Cheney is usually pretty savage since the writers strike ended, there is more an edge to it. Could be that since they are in the their 'last throes' that they are finally being less restrained in using the only avenue in the media left for dissent.
It has to be some kind of low point in public discourse when television comedians joke openly about wishing that a politician would die. I actually don't know how I'd react if the news came that Cheney had been stricken with a fatal heart attack. Ordinarily I'd feel bad for the family, but in Cheney's case the family is pretty loathsome as well. Maybe Cheney has a pet at home that would miss him - a dog or a cat. You can't blame an animal for who adopts them. That's it! I'd feel bad for Cheney's dog.
As J Carson would say: thats funny stuff...
IMPEACH BUSH CHENEY!!!
best belly laughs I have had in a long time....
It's obvious that Dave has his WGA writers back. Good gags, writers.
woot!
Excuse Me! Point of Order!
I may be mistaken but Vampires do not have birthdays once they become immortal............or is that Immoral I keep forgetting.
I don't usually watch dave, but last night I couldn't stomach Leno kissing McCain's and 9iu11iani's asses.
That was freaking hillarious!
I love the "Medic!" followed by "Clear!"
"For he's a miserable, old, f8ck" hahahahahahahaahahaaha
Too funny for words. When will johnny boy pick the "two in one" dark female for his running mate?
"For he's a miserable old ....." That was the best line!!
I try to tell everyone there are idiot if they vote for either of these neocon slimeballs
OT: for all you political junkies out there. Read Al Giordano report of a phone this AM with top Latino voices about the debate last night. Al Giordano started Narco Times, reporting on South American issues for the US. He's taking time off to report north of the border. One of the best political reporters going. He has an uncanny ability to call races accurately. I can't remember who wrote it in Vanity Fair, but Giordano was the only reporter who saw John Kerry beating Howard Dean in Iowa before the 2004 caucus, and he could state why.
Read here.
Radically Moderate @ 6:
A shrewd observation.Surely "67" is an arbitrary number void of meaning?
Come now,we all know that the Cheney Thing was never "born" in accordance with any natural laws we know of.No,the Cheney Thing has always existed outside of Space and Time.
What does it tell us about Cheney that he gets off on the "Darth Vader" comparisons?
Biggus Diggus @ 4:
Dave and his company World Wide Pants struck a separate deal with the writers some time ago. Its the parent companies Viacom, GE, Disney and the like that will not come to the table and negotiate
pinkobait @ 13:
Has anyone checked to see if he(it) has a bellybutton?
This could confirm your theory.
No. 4 was AWESOME. :)
A vampire? it all makes sense now. I bet its a coffin in that man-sized safe.
We should add to the things overheard list.
#11. Hey, has anybody seen the yellowcake?
#12 Disappointed he didn't the present he wanted -- Joe Wilson's head on a platter.
Remember when it was almost treasonous if you said anything against Bush or Chaney? The fear that gripped this country in 2003 and 2004 was staggering. This just goes to show you how far the Chimp and Darth Vader have fallen!
Now that was funny
"The Late Show: Top Ten Things Overheard At Dick Cheney’s Birthday Party"
BOO!!!
Damn, he turned off his hearing aid.
LOL!!!
Like the song that Paul Schaffer's band started into after the list.
# 11. Is that an asbestos blanket that Lucifer gave him? What a prankster.
Nosferatu is only 67? He looks older.
casper46 @ 9:
An Average Joe @ 8:
and DUCK !!
Funny Dave, but what an evil old prick artificially held ''alive'' past 66-6, and destroying our nation ..
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CappuccettoRosso @ 27:
Sure we will - I was just concerned all can go down again with you not knowing the system IS acting up again. Thanks for keeping us online in the middle of a CRAZY week - still more to come thru Tuesday!!
It wasn't funny. And Letterman actually has his writers.
It's obvious, the writer's strike continues.
Comedy is hit and miss, you usually are hard pressed to hit on all 10. He does hit on a couple though. His sarcasm as Bush/Cheney is usually pretty savage since the writers strike ended, there is more an edge to it. Could be that since they are in the their 'last throes' that they are finally being less restrained in using the only avenue in the media left for dissent.
24 - ya I caught that too. Junior Walker must be smiling on the other side :-)
I bought a button tonight that says, "Impeach Bush. Torture Cheney."
It has to be some kind of low point in public discourse when television comedians joke openly about wishing that a politician would die. I actually don't know how I'd react if the news came that Cheney had been stricken with a fatal heart attack. Ordinarily I'd feel bad for the family, but in Cheney's case the family is pretty loathsome as well. Maybe Cheney has a pet at home that would miss him - a dog or a cat. You can't blame an animal for who adopts them. That's it! I'd feel bad for Cheney's dog.
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