BillO and Beck's Excellent Adventure on Planet Bizarro
By David Neiwert Sunday Nov 16, 2008 11:30am
See? They really do hate America.
In one of their first joint appearances as the new Fox wingnut tag-team event, Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck sputter in outrage about William Ayers' interview on Good Morning America:
O'Reilly: So here's my question. I know I made a big deal out of it, I know you talked about it on your radio program, got a lot of calls on it, people were angry. But when I go out on the street and I say, "William Ayers, does that bother you?" Just as many Americans say, "No, I don't care." What is that mentality when they don't care about a guy like this? What does that tell you?
Beck: Cakes and circuses and too many dumb people. I mean, we should thin out the herd, you know what I mean?
Um -- I can't -- I can't get my arms around the country that can listen to that and say, 'Oh, well he's saying it's not violent.' And he's on GMA promoting a book about non-violent acts, and comparing what we're going through now with the Vietnam War. He is pushing a book that is not only promoting this 'non-violent act' [air quotes] of blowing things up if you disagree with the government, and on top of that, the man is a university professor, he is a teacher! He is organizing people and telling them what we should teach our kids!
This is a total outrage, Bill. There is a disconnect in America. We are at the place where the Constitution hangs in the balance, and I think we're at a crossroads here. We're still about here [points to spot on hand], where the roads are just starting to split, but pretty soon, this side and this side are not gonna understand each other at all, because we're living in different universes.
Yes, we are indeed, Glenn. And yours is known as Planet Bizarro:
At any rate, if this is the quality of discourse we're going to get from these two, I think I'll just go rent the DVD:
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Isn't thinning out the herd just as violent a commentary?
And how can Obama be threatening the constitution if when it's just a G*d da**ed piece of paper according too boosh, who has tried to normalize secret prisons and torture?
it makes you crazy.
Too late.
I'm so glad the video didn't work for me. My head would explode.
Seriously! What kind of masochists would try to sit through this?
or watch these buffoons!!!! The wingnuts need people to sustain their warped view of descrimination and politics...to keep these lies out there--to continue the screed!
Nothing more --noting less===a total wast of air time to the normal thinking people of the USA!!!
BillO and Beck will be the first to be culled.
So our childrens, children can mock them.. .
Un-thaw them every 100 years or so and let them bear witness to how much better the world is with out them in it...
As long as real life examples can be vividly displayed when needed, then history will never be boring and we might not be doomed to constantly repeat it.
The only thing to make it better would be for the far future to send back a tape of them weeping and sobbing 100,000 years from now, begging the gene pool of life to forgive them for their ignorance and cruel idiotic cannibalism...
Then play it on their show..
"This is you.. 100,000 years from now.."
Muahahaah hah hahaaa
I can't even play my old 8-tracks anymore.
two loud-mouthed, self-loathing, right-wing blowhards getting rev'd up in MSM, self-referential circle-jerk. What's new.
Here's a man that could replace all of fox news. The reason fox news has failed is because: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-tCIRJH9p0
FOX is a reactionary and anarchic media entity unto itself. Their talking heads scream "Fire!" in crowded theaters every other day, on the air, to millions of viewers.
Why won't the FCC step in and just dissemble their entire so-called terrorist 'network'? I mean, even Free Speech has it's limitations under American law, doesn't it...?
The FCC doesn't regulate cable.
Good point. I completely forgot about that.
could have been shown without penalty(other than sore eyes)?
Well that'll teach you not to poke your eyes out with her nipples.
these two are like guys sitting on
a hole in an outhouse......
they just can't decide who is the
hole and who is the sitter.
In that last line aren't you missing a h?
thank you, but i like my imagery
and it's implied.
shitter?
for those who don't get it,
one is sitting and the other eating.
I was thinking they were both sitting at a desk with a two foot wet hotdog sliding back and forth in and out while each one was being polite who would take the first bite all the while the ends of the hotdog become softer and less defined (for their viewers who are afraid of losing definition).
Naughty imp.
And speaking of disconnet wasn't there some study recently that said FAUX news watchers suffer from a disconnect on how popular the war and boosh is world-wide, that we're winning, that WMD's have been found, and Saddam was involved with 9-11?
fux not asked any questions Obama, or any dem for that matter....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbDiujuv6rQ
America can never truly be a proud country, so long as Glenn Beck has a job.
LOL!
I'm embarrassed that Glenn Beck is biologically human, and yet can say something so anti-human.
Rather than speaking out during the campaign, which would have meant the story got more attention in the MSM, he just kept quiet and avoided his chance for 15 minutes of fame.
When progressives assess their political circumstances and find them less than ideal, they propose rational movements for long-term political change.
When wingnuts like Beck assess their political circumstances and find them less than ideal, they propose genocide.
Now that Beck is on Fox I don't have to listen to his idiocy on CNN anymore. One quick look at his background and you have to wonder what makes him qualified to speak about anything.
many of the right wing freaks. Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Glenn Beck - all uneducated - dropped out of school to pursue "careers" in radio. O'Reilly just must be brain damaged.
Bill'O is and unrepentant reichwing propagandist.
7 people killed 40 years ago? Much more recently unrepentant reichwing terrorist Dick Cheney is responsible for how many innocent civilian and American deaths? 4500 soldiers and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis? Plus Cheney's reichwing terrorism has depleted the US military and cost we the taxpayer billions in tax dollars too boot. Then there's reichwing unrepentant terrorist Eric "pro-life" Rudolph who killed and maimed 100 innocent Americans as well as unrepentant reichwing anti-government extremist terrorist Tim McVeigh who, 2nd only to 911, executed the greatest terrorist attack on American soil in US history killing American men, women and children.
One doesn't have to go back 40 years to find examples of reichwing unrepentant terrorist activities unleashed upon innocent Americans and others on a much greater scale. I don't hear Falafel King and Shithead talking about that.
the republican party needs a marketing/branding/product overhaul.
there are a LOT of "elitist" republicans out there who (one or more of the below):
- work in a cubicle or office, and are proud of it.
- are divorced, or have never married with no intention to marry.
- think what goes on behind closed bedroom doors is nobody's business.
- feel the war in Iraq was unjustified and horribly mismanaged.
- have paid for, or undergone, at least one abortion in their lives.
- do not believe in God, and/or do not go to church.
- would like to see the trend of outsourcing/contracting reduced.
the republican party has worked so hard to chase the conservative christian right's vote, that they have disenfranchised republicans living in swing states. if they want to be successful they need to stop courting those extreme christian conservatives (who are a shoo-in anyway) and start courting regular everyday republicans instead.
they need to start by dis-associating themselves with these two assclowns... and Hannity... and Malkin... and Limbaugh... and Coulter.
the anti-war movement was peaceful and changed a generation
what the weathermen did was stupid and criminal
may have been funny to blow up a toilet at the pentagon...it wasnt funny bombing police stations in sf and nyc...and to cause the death of anyone is not a small thing
but these two assclowns want us to refight the nam era...and if that is what they choose...they will lose
country?
the police and fbi were murdering people. the police rioted againt the peaceful demonstrators. It wasn't until kent state that anyone in america had an idea how far the police state would go.
kent state was a violation of posse comitatus.
get a clue.
these people are killers. you'll probably become conscious of that when they come for you and your family.
I sincerely hope that is not what it takes.
power concedes nothing
The Weatherman were so inept, they are most famous for blowing up the apartment in which they were building a bomb.
Bill Ayers was once sent out to blow up a car, and he burned his lips on the tailpipe.
Also, "impact" as a verb!
Outside of that, what's to say about 2 kissy-face, hand-holding chickenhawks who have no skin of their own in Iraq (your nephew doesn't count as skin of your own, Billo the Clown!), who can look around at this country in flames and still have a mutual orgasm over America's "shocking disintest in William Ayers"?
(Can I say that?)
it's just one of those things they hold too dear to refute. If there is a nephew, has he been deployed outside the US?
i really wish they could fix it.
sincerely.
It jumped back a page on a pretty large post.
Besides, they seemed to have no problem in knowing that Rumsfeld was good buddies with Saddam Hussein in the 80s. However, they were all for American troops dying in Iraq several decades later to remove that same Saddam Hussein.
the fux and their viewers will think the war based on lies is OK. their hate is all the justificatioj they need.
Well, you know they would say it was the enemy who shot our guys or worse, boosh just sent them there.
The herd will soon move on to other grazing areas and leave behind the foul waste products of our society. bill'o and beck the xmas poo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu4AuQA50pg
They sponged each other down with a loofah just after this.
And when they tried to loofah off each other's penises they couldn't find them
Underendowed and over-girthed you know.
you'd hear them screaming even louder if they loofah each other, then they'd have to get skin grafts.
Hey billo,
Isn't it time for your annual War on Christmas?
Screw that Peace on Earth, goodwill to men crap!
The stores won't have any money to buy Christmas decorations
Whatever happened to the 12 Days of Christmas (until Jan. 6),
Or for that matter Boxing Day?
Instead we seem to slam right into that Kwanzaa.
Their party is out of power. They won't need a "War on Christmas" type distraction this year instead they're agenda will be to derail the mandate Obama was given by the American people to bring the country back on track.
Instead cutting down a giant tree for the annual Whitehouse Christmas tree lighting, why don't they spare a tree like they spare a turkey every Thanksgiving?
Of course after boosh pardons the turkey, uncle dick sees to it that it ends up with a bullet in the back of the head.
And dressing up like a turkey didn't help Karla Faye Tucker.
I wonder how he and Glenn will get along - Bill is against Christmas and Glenn "writes some schloppy book about his Christmas Sweater.
Maybe he'll wear it for their next little get-together..?
Glenn Beck, reminds me of the people here in Central PA. He has that 'got a friend in PA' feeling.
Well as a friend in PA, Glenn, I just gotta say, if you can't get your hands around this country now---Love It or Leave IT pussy.
More like, "you have a fiend in PA"
Our licence plates used to say that, "you got a friend in PA". :P
In Tennessee they have license plates that say "You have a lover in PA."
Oh NOW your concerned about the constitution! (or whats left of it)
Chances that either one of these dolts has read the Constitution = 0.0
I reread the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence every 4th of July
And Dracula and Frankenstein every Halloween
But anytime is the right time for some Captain Underpants.
Gee Glenn, seems that happened under the watch of your chimpboy.
Thanks for playing. Now go fuck yourself.
I knew those boys would hit it off. Do you think it's true love or just a man-crush?
...reich wingers together in one place. Great!! Now we won't have to listen to them when we flick the channel.
Such idiots, yet they speak mostly to idiots, so it's sort of a chicken and the egg sort of issue.
In a way, we sort of are "thinning the herd" by getting all these nutcakes and fascist butt l*ckers together in one place. We don't exterminate, we just isolate.
Bill asks, "Where is the moral outgrage?" Well from my point of view William Ayres friends were showing their moral outrage at the Vietnam War.
Republicans all over the nation are exibiting their moral outrage toward a Black President Elect. by Terrorist Acts against people who supported him. Why doesn't Bill O and his sidekick report that?
If we started thinning the herd of teh stupid, this ass-hat Beck would be the first to go.
Billo - second; Sean - third; Rush - fourth; and so on....
Never mind the fact there would be no one to listen to their shows.
How American of him to advocate, even jokingly, killing those people who don't agree with his narrow views. I cannot even put into words what a fool Beck is. O'Reilly too, but Beck, my God.
These two are the type who piss their pants when they see a group of black men walking toward them. They are COWARDS which is why they spew such hatred for people of whom they have no knowledge. They probably got their butts kicked when they were younger so therefore they now hate all brown people. I'll bet they don't have one black person as a personal friend.
what about Harold Ford?
Too many dumb people? How smart can it be calling so many Americans dumb?
Americans are shockingly dumb. They only vote democratic if republicans fail spectacularly in at least five different ways.
In a country with fewer dumb people, a party as unmitigatedly terrible as the republicans cannot survive.
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These two Idiots stil have the ability to sway stupid people that have never had a clue in Life just a need to blame someone for there own failures. Beck and Billo will always promote the worthless values
of these losers in our Society.
These two guys, along with their other Pied Piper hate mongering talking heads do more to foment and instigate "terror" and general violence that does any radical muslim cleric. They play to the uneducated, intolerable, lemming-like right wing/redneck minority (Yes, Minority!)that simply makes more noise than sane, thinking people bother with. But like an animal with rabies, they endanger everyone.
The jig is up. People finally are seeing the right for what they are. Losers, liars, they hate america.
Thank God, at least CNN did something smart and dumped Beck where he belongs, with the rest of the loons at Fox.
O'Rielly & Beck, asshole to asshole, can't make a beer fart between them.
As for Ayers, as a Vietnam veteran, I'm glad somebody was bombing the idiots in the Pentagon to give them a taste of what we did to the people of Vietnam. There were plenty of us in-country that wished we could have fragged a few that ran the war back here.
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Didn't Beck just recently on his radio show advocate "shooting people" who were sending certain info to American troops in Iraq? I can't remember the exact details but I believe it was posted here on C&L.
That was Michael Reagan.
Ah, that's right, I was mistaken. Beck was advocating "shooting (terrorist suspects) them all in the head" instead of having those Gitmo prisoners having access to American civilian courts. That's right, if 'ole Glenn were President if he thought they were against us, he would just shoot them. I don't have the link, but you can find the story on ThinkProgress.
Beck: Cakes and circuses and too many dumb people. I mean, we should thin out the herd, you know what I mean?
No, Herr Beck, I'm not sure I know what you mean, but I have an idea. By the way the expression is "panem et circenses" or, for someone of your limited attainments, "bread and circuses". You blockhead.
he got it goofed with, "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche."
Good Grief
Forget the large hadron collider, these guys talking in the same room is so much of an intellectual vacuum it has far more chances of creating a black hole.
A note to Glenn and Bill:
Get used to it, this is the real America. Love it or leave it!
Nuff said.
I live in western Martland that borders on West Virginia and all that these people listen to is Radio like Glen Beck, Russ Linbaugh and they do not READ NEWS PAPERS, they think that NEWS PAPERS are just Left Wing Garbage, all that they watch is FOX NEWS. Here is what they say about Bush and the shape Bush has put the Country in. ( They BLAME CLINTON FOR leaving BUSH a mess.) and that is fact.
That they are in the minority now...
This guy thinks being called a Nazi is a compliment.
I love these guys and their moral outrage.
Waaaaahh
Where was the moral outrage over villages being NAPALMED and 500 dead US soldiers a WEEK!??
Where was the moral outrage over that?
If it was so righteous, fellas, why did you guys sign up and go PARTICIPATE??
I guess they chose to stay home and be outraged from the sidelines
Wowzie wowzie woo woo!!
Beck ponders a "what if" we said back then it was okay to blow-up places of protest "as long as you don't harm any Hippies?" as an example of what's "not" okay.
Funny, I seem to remember Ann Coulter saying something about regretting McVeigh didn't "blow up the NY Times building." Where was this duo on *that* day?
Beck is right...we DO need to thin the herd...starting with him.
Purple Nurples!!!
Now they're worried about the Constitution? Now? Not for the past 8 years but now? And Glenn Beck calling anybody else dumb has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
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