Chuck Norris hears black helicopters whupping: Obama planning a 'one world order,' health-care bill means feds invade homes
By David Neiwert Thursday Nov 12, 2009 10:00am
Chuck Norris seems to have been hanging out listening to his good buddy Glenn Beck a bit much these days.
He went on Neil Cavuto's Fox News show yesterday and regurgitated a lot Beck's talking points about how Obama is radically transforming the country, but took them the next logical step into militia-style black-helicopter territory.
What had him all worked up was Obama's pending trip to Copenhagen to help negotiate a global-warming treaty:
Norris: I really think he's going over there to try to create a one world order. And I think --
Cavuto: Well, what's your big worry?
Norris: My big worry is the fact is that we, as a nation, if we start having to be, ah, obligated to other countries. Like -- in this conference, they're going to try to take our money and send it to third-world countries, because we spend so much oil, and so other countries have suffered, and they want to give our money to these, uh, third world countries.
Neil, we have people here who are starving in our own country. I -- you know, my foundation, I have families who are making nine thousand dollars a year -- the kids that I'm teaching. Why aren't we trying to help the poverty in our own country?
Nevermind, of course, that we have this thing called to Aid to Families With Dependent Children and a host of other poverty-fighting programs -- aka "welfare" -- that work reasonably well in attacking poverty in the USA. Except that funding for these programs keeps getting cut by right-wing anti-tax nutcases who think like Chuck Norris.
No, what really is bothering Chuck is that looming New World Order. This is also why he doesn't believe in global warming: "I don't believe it for a second. I think it's a big con game that they're doing."
And if Obama indeed hands over our "sovereignty"?
Who knows what's going to happen. God forbid this happens in our country. Our country as we know it now will no longer exist, Neil, that's the whole thing right there.
A little later, he brought up health-care reform as a signal event in the New World Order takeover:
Norris: I'll tell you what, the thing that worries me the most is this health-care bill. And why I'm scared about it -- it's not about the health care. It's about the provisions that are in that bill.
One, is that if this thing passes, the government will have the right to come into our home and regulate how we raise our children. I found that in the bill.
Cavuto, to his credit, wasn't buying: "I don't believe that."
Give it a day or two. I bet Glenn Beck does.
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They're gonna make us fall in for short-arm inspection!
This is what Conservative Thought has come to:
the ravings of pretend-Vietnam-soldier Norris sharing his hallucinations.
families by giving them food in exchange for indoctrinating them into his paranoid belief system.
Typical cult behavior, see Jim Jones.
Norris what can you say?? Another republican a.. hole which say anything to distort the facts and present their BS as truth..
Norris looks as if he had one joint too many..
that's crept into his talk is typical of organic brain syndrome. Me thinks Chuck got kicked in the noggin too many times in his younger martial arts days and the sequelae is now beginning to take effect. Years before Bruce Lee hooped his head in 'return of the dragon', Norris used to compete regularly in Karate tournaments.
Another symptom related to this kind of brain injury is progressive paranoia and suspicion. Its sad but its gonna keep going downhill from here on. Sad to say but he's gonna become more republican.
is making a dog meat dish.
Film at 11:00
This grade D actor needs to go away.
"...if we start having to be, ah, obligated to other countries." -- does this include the obligation to repay the bazillions of dollars we've borrowed from China in order to stay afloat after 30 years of Reagan's failed dribble-down economic policies?
Ya beat me to it although I'd say it started with Nixon taking us off the gold standard in '71, but even as I write that, I think it probably goes back further than that...
Lays some history out quite nicely.
After Norris and all the other republicans funding , supporting and voting for Bush/Cheney and other republicans they have no AUTHORITY to talk about Obama & the democrats..
With the earth burning destruction of our country Bush/Cheney and republicans have created in 8 year of their lawless , dictatorial government operations , while they shut their mouth they should be ashamed to say a word..
But we know the republicans do not care what garbage or BS comes out of their mouths as long as they attack democrats. Even it is still destroying our democracy , constitution , laws , economy and country.
Well said.
We are supposed to listen to these assholes?
Home of the real terrorist of 911, but the Bush family has business ties with them with their Carlyle group so there was not one finger lifted to investigate or invade them.
No , but in fact like our other enemies , Bush Sr. even invaded Iraq (Gulf War) to protect Saudi Arabia and their oil which is home of the terrorist of 911.
Now Bush Jr has illegal invaded Iraq for the protection of Saudi Arabia and oil rights as well as Afghanistan which they had plans to take gas or oil lines through their country...
Our dear Actor Reagan was the person which gave great support to Saddam and Bin Laden which brought them to power..
I think the whole of the FOX News Channel organization has some serious psychological issues.
but will their sister networks act in time to get them the help they need or wait until an unbespeakable tragedy stikes a major news base?
Tabloid reporting is the method in which Murdoch created his empire and has never look back...
Murdoch Tabloid reporting of BS and propaganda is created for Murdoch's wealth and power.. Corporations and the republicans pay well for this type of attacks on the democrats..
I find hard to understand why large amount of people , around the world love and eat this type of BS up..
The biggest problem is other ?news? organizations protect Fox's BS and propaganda ,, repeat it which gives it teeth..
them feel better about themselves and their own issues. You know, superior. Low brow drama has an appeal to many.
are manipulating the crazies in this country. Murdoch and his kind need distractions from the corporate take-over plot. They are so confident that we can't do anything about this process, that they don't even try to deny or hide it lately.
dude has been kicked in the head one too many times.
They talk about the destruction , lack of jobs and the destruction of this country , where is the outrage of Bush/Cheney and the republicans.
Bush said the constitution is nothing but a G.D. piece of paper and he could do anything he pleased. (so he made this statement true)
Bush said he could run this nation well if it was a dictatorship , and he was the dictator.. (so he made it happen)
Bush said the enemy is finding new and better ways of destroying us.. and So Are We..
(well looks like the terrorist was not the most dangerous enemy we had , it was in the white and Bush / Cheney's destruction is still taking it's toll on our country...
Actually boosh's reference to the Constitution is something of an Urban Legend. Supposedly no one in the room ever heard him say it, that they'll admit to.
And those who said he said it, weren't there to hear it.
Butt it certainly matches his image.
1. The 'just a goddamn piece of paper' quote is an unconfirmed anecdote.
2. "Things would be easier in a dictatorship, long as I'm the dictator."
3. "Our enemies never stop looking for ways to hurt our country ... and neither do we."
There was a time when Doug Thompson had some credibility. Not sure he was credible when he wrote this.
I've never heard them named, and never heard the story confirmed by any other source, so it gets filed as anecdotal - even though I believe Bush is capable of saying such a thing.
This is the difference between news and the slop that passes as news.
But this kind of stupid can only be in-bred.
sums it up rather well...
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d76/matney0...
Chuck Norris is a wuss.
Crazy bed-wetter, afraid of smoke and mirrors.
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Seriously: you'd get a more coherent critique of Obama's foreign and domestic policy by interviewing a baked potato. And I'm not even talking about a loaded baked potato with gobs of butter, sour cream bacon bits and chives. I'm talking just a little butter and salt.
That's my preference but:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLrTPrp-fW8
Under that manly beard is...A TIIIINFOIL HAT!
What an uneducated douchebag!
Chuck Norris's coherent thoughts cause cancer. Fortunately, Chuck Norris has never had a coherent thought.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
overthrow of the government of the Unites States of American by force or violence?
will conquer all by sheer force of will.
..I thought the dialog was a SNL skit. And I..laughed. In fact, laughed my ass off.
We have this expression for a carbon based life form like chuck, W..A..D! What a DOPE!
People like norris and palin are saving SNL writers so much time and money.
In the eyes of a
rangersociocommufascistliberal,The
unsuspected strangerdecent White Christian patriotic AmericanHad better know the truth of wrong from right,
Cuz the eyes of
a rangerthe New World Order are upon you,Any wrong you do
he'sthey're gonna see,When you're in Texas look behind you,
Cuz that's where the
rangerssociocommufascistliberals are gonna beTalk about a chuck norris whuppin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
You know how hard it is to fight in a gorilla costume?
Thanks, ysbaddaden, nothing better than to see Norris get his ass pasted by Bruce Lee.
Too bad Lee didn't live long enough to guest star on his Texas Ranger show.
He seems depressingly dedicated to preserving the lousy one we have now.
Why is Chuck Norris' opinion valued by anyone? Even Faux News should TRY to at least have, y'know, people who aren't known for B movies, terrible TV shows and infomercials, shouldn't they?
Grading on a curve, there, aren't you? There's only one entertainer named Chuck whose political views are worth noting: Chuck D.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NgAP7FOqQQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_UZcbTdivw
You forgot Chuck Barris.
Let's not forget Mr. C.E. Cheese...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YFiSRi3BZQ
Heston....? (Except maybe when he was tossing his guns around)
Chuck Conners was a pretty tough hombre. For a Branded dude.
But I'm not sure anyone knows his political views aside from murder and mayhem.
cheesy one liners?
Knox for a coach, the memo was Ground Chuck.
"Why is Chuck Norris' opinion valued by anyone? Even Faux News should TRY to at least have, y'know, people who aren't known for B movies, terrible TV shows and infomercials, shouldn't they?"
It's a conservative tradition starting with Reagan in the 80's...
unless it comes in a conservative package.
"Hollywood types"--except for Reagan, Fred Thompson, Charlton Heston, Jon Voight, etc., that is. IOKIYAR.
i don't know much about this "new world order" but if there's something to it......it's being done by GLOBAL elites/corporations. it may have something to do with the movement of oil not being pegged to the u.s. dollar.maybe it's just theatre i don't know but i'm tired of people ONLY looking at government when the puppeteers are corporations.
No no, my friend...the 'new world order' is not being established by corporations or gov'ts...but by ALIENS who control the coporations and gov'ts. I shit you not, there are people who believe this.
http://educate-yourself.org/nwo/
http://www.sherryshriner.com/
http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/sherry/faction...
When my uncle first started whining about Bush and Obama being cousins who were going to establish the NWO, I thought, okay, I can see how someone can believe that the gov't is really controlled by people behind the scenes, and presidents/congressmen are just puppets. I don't believe it, but okay, not TOO farfetched. Then I heard the part about aliens. Then I lol'd. Hard.
the bong......
When I hear Chuck Norris warn "Our country as we know it now will no longer exist...," I think to myself, "Will the part of 'our country as we know it' that thinks the political views of Hollywood has-beens who couldn't find a role in a bakery should be taken seriously be one of those parts of 'our country as we know it' that perishes? I'll welcome that demise with open arms!"
This is terrible!Chuck needs to assemble a ragtag group of gruff but likable soldiers of fortune and turn them into a crack team of super soldiers who can take back America from the Commie Terrorist Nazis in the White House.
Maybe you can call ... The GOP Team!
George 'Waaahnibal' Bush: "I love it when a plan comes together. Heckuva job, there, Brownie."
John 'Orange Face' Boehner*: "We the People, in order to hold certain unalienable rights, do hereby establish and ordain the Bill of Rights ... waitaminit, that's ... lemme check my notes."
Michelle 'Mad Dog' Bachmann: "We can slit our wrists, be like blood brothers or something!"
... and Michael "SBM**" Steele: "Off the hook! Bling bling, baby! I'll bring the fried chicken and potato salad!"
*It should be noted that actor Dirk Benedict is another washed up nutjob who posted a screed on Andrew Breitbart's 'Big Hollywood' site about how making Starbuck a girl in the new Battlestar Galactica was an assault on America.
** Who needs a bad attitude when you're a Scary Black Man?
Alright team let's get those Commie bastards!
ARGHHHH!!!!
Now I have that damn theme song in my head...THANKS!
..that chuck norris is right about this!
Oops, sorry, wrong movie. My bad.
He had his legal team look at it? Followed by no citations? This falls into the "I have the best evidence but I had to leave it at home where it will be safe" mode of argument. Invisible evidence is the bestest kind - very hard to refute.
Dumbass.
Just to clarify-
The Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act of 1996 (PRWORA) abolished AFDC in 1997 and replaced it with TANF (Temporary Aid to Needy Families). TANF is much more restrictive, requires single mothers to maintain employment (remember Michael Moore's confrontation with Dick Clark in Bowling For Columbine), and severly limits the amount of time anyone is eligble for benefits.
You type faster than I do ;-)
Thank you.
Don't you love that name-"Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act"-another example of something named the opposite of what it actually does.
Like the stopped clock being right twice a day, even Norris is correct about poverty in this country. Aid to Families With Dependent Children no longer exists, now called the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families. This was done by the Republicans with Bill Clinton acquiescing to it in 1996. It is draconian and a disgrace and comes nowhere near to doing "reasonably well in attacking poverty in the USA." Might have worked when unemployment was not at such high levels as it is today, but that safety net is long gone.
Good ol' Chuck "desecrate the American flag" Norris is doing the old paranoid routine that was done under the Clinton administration. Back then the conspiracy kooks were going on and on about black helicopters (no mention of Blackwater), and secret Russian military camps in America. No surprise Obama is the new Clinton for these nutters.
I'm guessing those tight jeans cut off circulation to Norris' noggin.
It's a bad thing if I throw rocks at the black helicopters?
Not that I do or anything. *nervous smile*
... preferably shot from the eyes of your genetically-modified and highly-trained grizzly bear army.
Dr. Evil: Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?
Scott Evil: [nods]
Dr. Evil: Cool! You mean that I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295178/quotes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDQ_A8Skzdg&fe...
Amendment, so he's against going into homes and telling people how to raise their children.
If I claim the sky is green, can I go on Fox News as an "expert" in sky color?
Just make certain you don't use that shot of the day the sky was purple.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-yy2URAYqU
get used to it.
The sad thing is to trot out someone incapable of having a battle of wits with someone unarmed. But to agree with it and wrap it up with ribbon and ejaculate on air, unbelievable.
Someone, help his family commit him? He has been beaten about the head so many times he needs to be edited heavily by fox to get their opinion across.
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"...the kids that I'm teaching"
Holy.
Shit.
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... Judge Neopolitik's free course on ConLaw.
Are you kidding me? He had the guy on his *show*. Whether he believes that paranoid nonsense or not, he was certainly *promoting it*. It's almost worse if he doesn't believe it.
"It's almost worse if he doesn't believe it."
It is worse because you can add pandering to the insanity.
needs some tinfoil underpants.
I never thought of those (tin-undies)
lol
has billet aluminum underpants!
I then thought of a tin-foil thong. . .
Brain bleach STAT!
Temple garments, anyone?
Get a set for you and your wives!
Magical AND Aluminum!
It's win win!
tin foil thongs might chafe a bit...
My chain mail thong sure does.
and did not send a picture of yourself wearing it to everyone on the list.
teh balin wire and cheap solder didn't help much either...
Naw I'm savin that pic for my Christmas e-cards!
Not Fux...
duct tape only works for so long...
Or any .357, for that matter.
for little girly mens...
but me and Chuck only use this stuff...
http://www.camoducttape.com/
who can't shoot themselves out of situations...
I really laughed out loud on that one!
Touche!
Like THIS?
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z84/Firela...
my cheap Chinese Leatherman knockoff AND snag his hot blond (but probably dumb as a brick of hash) wife..
you may not know: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
You are a lying, ignorant moron. STFU and go sell some more exercise equipment. Leave the thinkng and punditry to people who weren't dumb enough to star in a movie as lame as Invasion USA.
By the way, is that film where you developed your low-brow paranoid world view?
What Chuck is hearing is the impulsive noise that arises when the helicopter's main rotor shed wake operates close to the rotor's tip-path-plane, causing rapid changes in the local angle of attack on the main rotor. These rapid changes in the induced velocity flow field at the rotor blades cause impulsive air-loads, which in turn push on the air causing impulsive sources of sound, which is referred to as Blade-Vortex Interaction (BVI) noise.
Chuck sez: "...Who knows what's going to happen. God forbid this happens in our country. Our country as we know it now will no longer exist, Neil, that's the whole thing right there."
God forbid? I only WISH this country as we know it now would cease to exist. I'd like to have the Old United States envisioned by Franklin, Jefferson, and F.D.R. back, thank you very much.
Me too, doesn't that make us the real conservatives and these radical RW jerks the . . . er . . . um radicals?
Nailed it.
Chuck doesn't look like Chuck any more. How come Cavuto can't do a Howard Stern and say, "Chuck, how many face-lifts HAVE you had?"
with one eyelid taped.
Mayor of Crazytown.
This dude's been hit in the head too often and the results are showing.
His sentences don't make sense.
"because we spend so much oil, and so other countries have suffered, and they want to give our money to these, uh, third world countries."
"I -- you know, my foundation, I have families who are making nine thousand dollars a year -- the kids that I'm teaching. Why aren't we trying to help the poverty in our own country?"
His, you know, uh, brains are scrambled. Why doesn't he help seek?
"Who knows what's going to happen. God forbid this happens in our country. Our country as we know it now will no longer exist, Neil, that's the whole thing right there."
Let's consider that statement, what would it take for the President, any President of this country to hand over the keys to a New World Order? Debates in Congress? sure. A vote from the electorate? you bet! Do you think members of Congress or the population of the US would ever vote for it? NOPE So what is this man scared of exactly? Things that go bump in the night. I thought that all of his skills as a Martial Artist prepped him for scary things like this.
Norris: "I'll tell you what, the thing that worries me the most is this health-care bill. And why I'm scared about it -- it's not about the health care. It's about the provisions that are in that bill.
One, is that if this thing passes, the government will have the right to come into our home and regulate how we raise our children. I found that in the bill."
How exactly will the government tell parents how to raise a child? Make sure he gets immunized? I'd be OK with that. Sex education? Still fine. Reporting sex crimes and abuse? I'm not sure there's much to this argument and why is he "scared"? I'm not, hmm, maybe I really am stronger than Chuck Norris.
chuck norris scared of something that doesn't exist. That must work well on faux news.
... remember, teh Isl@m is gonna come over here and make all our women wear burquas and enforce Shari'a Law and we're all just gonna wet ourselves.
But when it comes to kicking down doors and raids by the feds, look no further than the USA PATRIOT Act.
were part of the old world order.
Norris was always a ignorant loser. Even in his boring movies he was a terrible whimp and he keeps proving he still is.
Worst. Program. Ever.
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Thank Bob.
http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/membership.htm
When Walker: Texas Ranger was on, I was working weekends/nights. I had to stomach both W:TR and 'Touched By An Angel'.
Absolute dreck!!!
Much better show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1bDqIteu0k
But you don't want to feel up the lead.
Now for you ladies out there:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpYmm6I9FZ8
on being "Chuck Norris Tough" he sure sounds like a scared little child.
Reslugs are born liars and raised uneducated, bigoted and racist liars, that are easily turn into teabagging lunatics.
But holy cow...
If you're a true Zionist Christian, you should be accepting this notion of a One World Government. According to some bad interpretations of Revelations, a one-world government is needed in order for the Rapture to happen.
At that point, I'm almost ready to accept that. Perhaps they'll leave, and those of us left behind can get on with our lives without fear or superstitious beliefs invading public policy.
Wooden ships on the water, very free and easy,
Easy, you know the way it's supposed to be,
Silver people on the shoreline, let us be,
Talkin' 'bout very free and easy...
Horror grips us as we watch you die,
All we can do is echo your anguished cries,
Stare as all human feelings die,
We are leaving - you don't need us.
n/t
Thanks pinkobait.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQAWqT_R5NI&fe...
The rapture is already happening.
Just WAY slower than anybody thought - almost one at a time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFGtOZ6aNc8
New straight to video movie idea for two senile dementia has-been actors: Chuck Norris and Jon Voight.
Dumb and Dumber: The Geriatric Years?
Or maybe a remake of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkkDKpuK3Co
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I offered this link a couple of weeks ago. The gentleman speaking says that President Obama will most likely sign this treaty and says that it will supercede The U.S. Constitution and the constitutions of any other participating countries. In effect paving the way for a world government. Watch it and decide for yourself. I plan on writing and asking him, along with my reps in D.C:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMe5dOgbu40
A draft of the this treaty can be seen here:
http://www.globalclimatescam.com/documents/un...
I'm all for anything that is good for the environment, but if it comes to trading away our sovereignty or is a waste of blood and treasure...they stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
Quite frankly I wouldn't trust anything that has U.N. stink all over it. The U.N. is nothing but an international spies club.
The tinfoil hat is slipping.
So, I'm supposed to take the bait that from a website that has a biased against a global environmental policy is really the best place to divulge this information.
Riiiiiiggghhhhtttt...
What scam? I'm just saying read the treaty draft look at the video. I'm not asking anyone to believe it. My tin-foil hat is anchored quite securely, thank you.
clear up your ass.
"The gentleman speaking" is apparently a virulent global warming denier and frequent guest on Glenn Beck's show.
The draft of the treaty is 180 or so pages.
Maybe you could point toward the offending passages?
... we can't run the fucking place as a sovereign nation.
Where's the profit in turning the place into a One World Government?
giant corporation with many subsidies, with the money made all channeled into the top 1% of the entire population of the planet. All at the expense of the other 99% of the planet. You know, a free market concept.
and Dumbya's 'murka was the (failed) test case.
... and the corporations need a treaty to pull this off?
Exactly. If these people are that nefarious why are they bothering with treaties and being secretive? Any *real* group intent on controlling the world would bring out the big guns (literally) and take it all by force.
... not about who can out-crazy that idiot.
John could do a weekly Top 10 Full-Blown Wappa-looies list each week.
... Chuck Norris IS the asylum.
Trust a place that has "globalclimatescam" as part of it's name, when you can look at global photographs of glaciers and see them shrinking with your own eyes, and wonder why we think you're a gullible idiot? Just can't figure it out, can you? P.T. Barnum was right, there is a sucker born every minute...............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6riY-103vbc
Never knew House did that.
That may indeed be Norris' America...but here's where Chuck Norris learned his politics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygHGBCMKhRA&NR=1
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