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Fresh off warning us that President Obama intends to create a "one world order," Chuck Norris went on Sean Hannity's show last night on Fox and described his eliminationist fantasies if he ran for office:

Hannity: Why don't you run? No no no, there's a solution -- why wouldn't you -- Chuck Norris could be governor of Texas one day.

Norris: You know why? Because I'd be sitting here with my opponent, and debating, and then he would start attacking my character, and I'd jump over there and choke him unconscious.

[Laughter]

Hannity: You have more control than that!

Norris: I don't! That's the problem, you know. I have a thin skin. It was really tough in the film world. And in the political world, you know, I'd be killing half the people.

Because, you know, nothing bespeaks personal character like the volatile use of violence on your opponents.

He goes on to explain why he wouldn't fit well in political arenas like the Senate:

Norris: You know, with all the senators, you can't get anything done. You know, it's always right and left --

Hannity: No, no, you can, I disagree with you. You can.

Norris: Well, what I'd have to do, I'd have to choke out all the Democrats.

Hannity: [laughs] Well, it's a good start.

He also describes one of the eliminationist "jokes" in his new book:

Norris: One of the "facts" there [in his book] is America is not a democracy, it's a Chucktatership. And if it was, I said I would go to Congress, I'd line up every member of Congress, and I'd have Ron Paul, who I believe is one of the, probably one of the more honest ones there, I'd say, 'Ron, point out the honest ones' --

Hannity: I like Ron Paul. He's nuts.

Norris: Yeah, I know. That's why I like him. But anyway, I'd choke out the dis -- every dishonest politician that's up there.

Evidently, that would perforce include "all the Democrats." And any non-Paulbot Republicans. Which is most of them.

Well, paranoia and eliminationist violence often go hand in hand. And eventually, for the paranoid, the violence ceases to be a mere fantasy.



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143 comments

You need a better wig! That's one of the worst I've ever seen!

He should borrow his wife's.

That IS his wife's.

Republicans and blow hearts like Norris have lost their rights to talk about anyone , after their 8 years of silence about the greatest criminal republican administration in history.
Which has destroy our country far greater than any terrorist could have every dreamt of..

Bush the constitution is nothing but a G.. D.. piece of paper and I can do any thing I please..
Bush I could run this country just fine if it was a dictatorship ,, and I was the dictator..
Bush the enemy keeps finding new and better ways to destroy US,,, And so do we.

How in the hell could any American which believes in our constitution , democracy and our flag ever have these thoughts much less tell American about them.

So Bush the only president in history to complete these accomplishments much less any other enemy of US....

how long does Obama get of continuing the worst of those criminal policies before he becomes an accomplice?

Just curious.

See these guys are letting off steam because they're losers. Sore losers to be exact. They don't really give a shit about actual issues.

But we're supposed to. And just because your guy is in, doesn't make a political crime stop being a crime.

I want Obama to succeed just as much as everyone else. But he is fast becoming the guy remembered as the fellow who oversaw the final nail in the coffin of one of the shortest empires in history.

Obama isn't a blowhard braggart doesn't mean he's done nothing.

President Obama has not been in office a year.

It took bush 8 years to destroy America inside out.

Lets give President Obama at least one term to turn this huge ship of state around.

Or did you really think President Obamas ink pen is really a majic wand??

order a withdrawal from Iraq and Afghanistan.

Shut down some of our expensive unnecessary overseas military bases.

Appoint a decent lefty to the Fed like Dean Baker, or Paul Krugman, or Michael Hudson.

Or make better appointments in general

Stop using torture.

Let Gays serve openly in the armed services.

There are some very important simple things he could accomplish by executive fiat.

Are you not paying attention? People are working themselves into frothing murderous rages over what he has done - and you don't think he's done enough.

I wanted him to move more quickly too, but, to tell you the truth, I'd rather he took his time and stayed alive for awhile.

To me, there is a race right now between whether the Right-wing will scare the country into some god-awful national tragedy before cooler heads prevail and we get a majority of people to convince the wingers that they do not have enough of a following to overthrow the government and assassinate the president.

Think I'm exaggerating? http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/1...

I'm old enough to remember the Kennedy assassination. Not everyone mourned. Then, like now, there were hate-filled right-wingers who wanted Kennedy dead. And they had one stupid reason after another why they were entitled to their hate. Just like now. I remember people defiantly cheering when he was shot.

It wouldn't be any different now.

We should not stand by silently again.

The United States is not an empire no matter how much neocons and the military-congressional industtrial complex attempts to make it so.

War is a racket, and the ones calling the shots in our government can't seem to control their lust for greed. Wall Street is helping with the exposure of the "elitists brokers" behind the curtain.

The question is: Will enough Americans finally believe the truth when it is staring them in the face? The president of the United States is more of a figure head than the actual decision maker on all issues involving commerce and financial workings in this country.

he is beginning to look
like hitler. is that the look
he's going for?
sure talks and acts like him.

Yep, if i was him i'd nix the little mustache before going on a Reich Wing ranting tour.

good luck with that what ever your name is - let us know how it works out for you.

Is it a wig or just some coloring gone wrong. I speak from personal mid-life crisis experience, lol.

Not only is it a bad wig, but he's wearing a brown mouse under his nose.

these two closet cases get a room?

I've never seen such a rim job on nationwide TV before.

that was as bad as that fucking squirrel on top of his melon.
What a couple of dipshits.

I knew a guy who used to be one of Norris' sparring partners when they were both much younger (certainly not wearing nasty toupees). After a little episode during which Norris wanted more than sparring practice, this guy refused to have anything more to do with him.

What is it with 'Conservative Christians' and 'closets'?

bad-ass as he's made out to be. Many, many better martial artists out there. He can't act either, so how the hell did he get in Bruce Lee's film? One of life's enduring mysteries.

petty, douchebag Norris is.

and have him walk on out of here.

Hey Norris, stop dying your hair with shoe polish.

eye/face work done.

Too bad he can't find somebody to fix his brain/attitude.

and if it is hair, it is probably of the rodent, not human persuasion.

Noted Republican tough guy afraid and ashamed of his baldness....legendary fake ass Conservative tough man John Wayne also wore one of those strange, off colored hair pieces.

it's the old guy symdrome
they want their hair to look just
like they think it did when they were
teenagers, but ALL old guys always
dye their hair too dark including
their eyebrowns...just too funny and
pathetic........

... said that when he was on the martial-art fight circuit at the same time as Chuck Norris, they all called him "The Gentleman" because he was unfailingly polite to everyone.

It's possible that he betrayed his art with all those movies, and now he's experiencing the backlash with the loss of his ethics. Talking about "choking out" all those people is SO not what the art is about. It's so sad to see this happen to him.

You gotta be fucking stupid to stomach this bullshit from Hannity.

How did republicans get to be this stupid?

really did kick his brains in.

Anyone who is still a Republican at this point is immune to facts and logic.

Because republicanism is a mental illnes!!! duh!

;-)

( I'm sorry. I hit the wrong button. My bad. SM)

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Life must be really difficult for an assault simulator.

with a cartoon that ends with Chuck getting his, but it is VERY NSFW, and totally full of outrageously offensive and graphic cartoon gay sex, but I found it extremely funny. I'll post the link if anyone wants it.

It's called The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality, with a cute tune to match.

I couldn't look at the video with the sound on. If he shaved his moustache a little, he'd look like Hitler.

I think Hitler dyed his hair too.

VO5.

... nothing says "manly macho man" than an old dude with an obvious facelift.

... Reagan

Hitler had that same comb over too.....and the same penchant for violence.

Hey nice rug Norris . You buy that at K mart ? Chuck has a permanent impression of hannity's lips embedded on his butt after this interview .I think people who say it's a mental disease are right about these wing nuts , what else could it be ?

hannity had to peel chuck's own
lips off first before he could kiss it.

"I'd be sitting be sitting here debating my political opponent. and he would start attacking my character (something a Republican would never do) and and I'd have to choke him" and "I'd choke the Democrats in congress"

Spoken like a typical mature Republican so called Christian.

Because he doesn't have one?

Hannity's starting to look like a weeble. Or a bowling pin made of candle wax a little too close to the fire.

You do mean one of those that wobble but don't fall down, right?

Chuck Norris... A man's man. I believe he make Hannity hard.

The only thing hard about Chuck Norris these days is his walker. And I don't mean Walker Texas Ranger, I mean the walker he used to make it to the studio.

Oh, and Chuck. Kiwi was made for shoes, not hair.

....but the nightmare is his acting.

Vomit.
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... when Ron Paul is mentioned.

Thanks David, good one √

I love this video. "Fox News Sucks!" shouted as the Ron Paul supporters chase after Hannity.

I doubt Chuck Norris would be choking liberals if Bruce Lee were still alive.

Yea, he'd be Walker Texas Runner.

)O(

That would be the fastest impeachment on record when president-elect norris is being sworn in, and the chief justice flubs his lines.

In other words - he a worthless JACKASS.

Shame about that thin skin bucko - it's a sign of a weak character.
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Someone please brief me on why this pasty white pussy is relevant.

It's because we find him grotesque, inscrutable. a chump

has anyone else noticed that hannity's head
looks like a used butt plug?

All this talk about "choking out" leads me to wonder how long it'll be before Chucky inadvertently kills himself in some "kill the liberals" auto-erotic fantasy.

you can't spank a dead chicken .

)O(

Ain'tchew mixin' metaphors?

It's spank your monkey and choke your chicken.

http://www.spankerchiefs.com/def.htm

always my favorite

)O(

Ain't the intertubes wunnerfull?

so to speak :p

)O(

Something to listen to while puttering with your pardner:

http://popup.lala.com/popup/432627108118618415

lol

5 against 1

)O(

I like polishing my helmet.

over on the open thread.

Ken Starr likes to polish his shoes

i thought they would censure me.
i know the difference.

i get so amused when the women and wives
of this dumbass conservative movement
state like chuck's wife does on this
segment, that she wants to go back to
the basics. is she totally fucked in the
head. she would have no rights and definitely
no voting rights. just another piece and
a piece of property. this whole
conservative movement should turn
cannibalistic shortly, though it appears
they have already. isn't it great to
watch the conservatives eat their own?

if killing people who disagree with you is one of the things he wants to teach kids in school once he "Roundhouse Kicks Seperation of Church and State."

... why am I not surprised? :-/

"If there is a God, why is there poverty--and baldness?"

--Woody Allen

Thottling the rest of us, one way or another, is what the Republicans do. Imagine how great America will be without them.

Bring back some other losers that never made it in the movie business, except to the pleasure of the NASCAR mentality.

What a worthless piece of shit. I'd just as soon listen to pat boone bitch and moan how his america is lost. Cripes, what a bunch of losers.

nuff said.

)O(

Funny thing is so far all the republicans got against President Obama is character assassination

And to his credit, he barely deigns to acknowledge them,

But to Nazi norris that's a character flaw

We're becoming an Assinination.

actors should keep their opinions to themselves for eons. A tad hypocritical for Mr. B-movie man Norris himself to break such holy covenant of conservatism, don't you all think?

That's just for liberal actors, remember? No problem with Norris spouting off his big mouth, but when Tim Robbins or Sean Penn had opinions about Dubya, they were accused of being "elitist" and "Hollywood actors who don't live in the real world".

w/e its chuck norris. you can't act as if you're calling someone out on a character flaw when they are admitting to it... he admitted he's too much of a hot head for politics. the man made a living out of fighting, what do you think he dreams about at night?

And if he wants to fill his own stereotype to get on TV and attention, well, its his choice to do intellectual violence to his own name.

CONSERVATIVE HUMOR...

They're aiming for SATIRE, but all they can do is SPITE...

i remember people like this from school but i didn't know any stayed that way though adulthood - weird!

Chuck Norris used to be the most laid back guy in the late eighties.
What the hell happened? I think the divorce from his childhood sweetheart (Dianne) messed him up good.

Snorting meth with Ted Haggard?

Perhaps this is why his first wife left him...

from Wikipedia:
Norris married Diane Holechek in 1958. In 1963 their first child, Mike, was born. His daughter Dina was born in 1964 to a woman he was not married to. Then, he had a second son, Eric, with his wife in 1965. After 30 years of marriage, Norris and Holechek divorced in 1988.

Good ol' Chucky did some straying and playing the field while still married. What is it about these right wingnuts and their outright hypocrisy? Yeah, why don't you go write another book about how good of a Christian and republican family values type you are Chuck.

(QUOTE)Norris: You know why? Because I'd be sitting here with my opponent, and debating, and then he would start attacking my character, and I'd jump over there and choke him unconscious.(QUOTE)

Chump Norris, you have no character to attack. You are the epitome of the lunatic fringe...and have the nerve to call yourself a Christian. Both you and your wife are washed up has beens with nothing left to do but run to your plastic surgeons and then to FixedNews to spew your batshit insane crap.

Take a little afternoon nap and wake up to this. Nice.

I have never watched any of his movies for a reason.

So Walker, Texas Ranger, is an America-hating terrorist. Who knew? I'm always fascinated by the extreme cognitive dissonance the 'law and order' right must experience when they call for the murder of innocent people.

the right wing is always the greatest threat to a republic or a democracy.

their solution eliminate the other side like norris wants to do. another hitler in hiding.

check out germany during the 30's and 40's.

these folks are hitler in drag.

while the liberals worry about political correctness the right wing facists and the corp fascists and the industrial military complex take over the country.

demos are timid and fear the repubs and corp backlash.

the repubs control congress and the white house even without the votes

demos give up your demo voter rights and sign up as independent the demos no longer represent you they represent corp america

wake up americans you are being had

the media wont tell you what I am because they need to make a profit off of corp america with ads.

all you are going to get from media is sugar coated lies not the reason we are failing as a nation.

the demos live in fear of the chuck norris types in america

the health care bill will be a boon to the elite few.

and the demos will take credit for passing a watered down health care bill while the world watchs us self destruct with our own greed for the few.

aint capitalism great as the homeless grows and more and more children homeless and more and more families on food stamps.

proud to be an american???????????????

from an elderly man in a wig while being rumpswabbed by a Gooper pudding.

The army loves ole Chuck, out in Kuwait they have the Chuck Norris jokes written all over the various port-o-johns they give us instead of toilets. Beyond that I got sick of Walker, Texas Ranger after I realized that every episode was his friends get in trouble and he comes in with his round-house kick in the end and defeats everyone. It's like those Steven Segal movies where NONE of his foes are even remotely a match for him.
I'm going to going to look up Bruce Lee kicking chucks ass on youtube now.

... all talk, but most likely to break all sorts of land speed records running away when the sh*t hits the fan.

But in all fairness, at least he didn't went the deferrement route like his other chikenhawk compadres.

Speaking of Steven Seagull, I remembered watching a movie with him and Kurt Rusell (executive derision or something like that) in which good ol Steve dies withing the first 5 minutes. I remember the theater erupting in an ovation of joy upon his demise. The movie was horrible, but for some reason... knowing that Steven Seagal was no longer part of the plot made it more bearable and fun. Weird psychology device if you ask me... but suceeded somehow.

Doesnt stop many Army personel from loving his movies, especially in Iraq. we have our own network servers out there and we have a part of the server we call the 'dirty server.' this is the server that has a terrabite or two of movies, games and whatever else people upload to it (plus the local Iraqi markets where we can get all of the latest bootlegs).
As for Segal, I liked his movie 'Under Siege' on the battleship, but his movies have the same flaw, none of the bad guys stand a chance against him, when he fights them they never even come close to beating him making his movies rather anti-climatic. I do remember his death in the movie you mention, he falls from a high flying airplane near the beginning.

is the fact that his acting should be considered a crime against humanity, and be treated as such.

I think there is a great marketing opportunity to increase moral, given Norris's popularity among the armed forces. I think the USO should have a lottery, in which one lucky unit in Iraq gets to have the honor of having good ol' Chuck Norris go on patrol with them for two weeks.

)O(

When I was in the Air Force, also peace time, I ain't crazy, norris was mostly known as the guy who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.

Norris was on the Larry King show last year saying that since he visited Iraq twice, he had done two "tours" over there. He did serve in the peace time Air Force, but he never saw combat.

but it was 15 months long, first in the IZ, which you guys call the green zone, I know it as the rocket and mortar round target zone, Later I was at camp Victory, part of a huge complex surrounding the Bahgdad airport which includes camps Liberty and Slayer among others.

You know everytime I see Chuck Norris or hear him talk I just pop in my DVD copy of 'Way of the Dragon' and contiously play the scene where Bruce Lee kicks his ass over and over again.

I always thought that Mr. Lee wasn't quite acting and really really really wanted to beat the sh*t out of that ginger motherf*cker with the creepy back hair.

Norris hates himself ... hates life... not joy .... no love ... hates people .... hates himself .... he's dried up and just hanging around waiting for the whole thing to be over. Of course Hannity has him on ... Hannity ... cowardly ... unintelligent ... fool.

"Norris hates himself ... hates life... not joy .... no love ... hates people .... hates himself ...."

You've pretty much described every conservative/libertarian I've ever met.

Are there REALLY Americans who take this nut seriously? Really? He is over 70, isn't he? And trying so hard to appear macho, to show his MANHOOD. And we all know this septagenarian could whip all the Senators and House member! Yes, even the ex-service members. Uh huh.

Men get this way at that age. My father did, too. My father wasn't violent, but he would say, "I am STILL in great shape! You can punch me as hard as you want in the stomach -- it won't hurt!"

Poor Chuck -- he has become such a laughing stock. Doesn't everyone see this?

Republican's have NO self-awareness. It's what makes them such charming little psychopath's.

Hey CARLOS! (Chuck's real first name). It's time to GROW UP! From my beloved Wikipedia...

"Norris describes his childhood as downbeat. He was nonathletic, shy, and scholastically mediocre. Other children taunted him about his mixed ethnicity, and Norris daydreamed about beating up his tormentors."

So, a half century later, he still daydreams about beating up those who he disagrees with. He hasn't matured one bit!

HaHa, so funny Chuckie. But then isn't that the problem with most right wingers? It's their way or the highway. They believe it's their right to steamroll over everyone else to have their way, even when they're in the minority. These people don't believe in democracy or the Constitution.

.....another tough talking Republican, cowboy, jackass! What a dip shit.

Both Chuckie and Sean have had one too many roundhouse kicks to the head.

Hannity: You have more control than that!

Norris: I don't! That's the problem, you know.

Well gee Chuck, I guess all those years of studying martial arts didn't teach you a goddamn thing about discipline and self control did it? This is all the reichwing has now - psychopathic politicians and has-been action movie stars (when do they start trotting out Steven Segal? Just askin'). Pathetic, absolutely pathetic.

P.S. Hey Chuck? Bruce Lee kicked your fucking ass in "Enter the Dragon"

I am absolutely in no way defending Norris's juvenile and violent fantasizes, but I think that calling them 'eliminationist' is based on a minor misunderstanding. I'm no expert or anything, but I think his references to 'choke unconscious' and 'choke out' refer to the sort of non-lethal choke hold used in, for example, mixed martial arts competitions. Basically, he's talking about 'beating up' Democrats, not killing us--It's still creepy and school-yard and deranged, but not a death threat.

...I for one don't care whether the rhetoric which Norris chooses to use technically classifies as eliminationist or not -- advocating and/or using physical violence against other people simply because they have the audacity to disagree with you is utterly barbaric and has no place in a society which wishes to be considered ethical, civilized, and free. What makes Norris's comments savagely ironic is that he clearly can't see that he and not Obama is actually the one who secretly cherishes fantasies of a society in which one side is oppressed by the other...a clear-cut example of Freudian projection.

Norris: Yeah, I know. That's why I like him. But anyway, I'd choke out the dis -- every dishonest politician that's up there.

Gee...
I wonder how many Republicans will be left when he's done...

He is an ACTOR. That was never blood..that was ketchup. Those were not bullets..they were blanks. His victims were actors as well..faking it and "pretending to be dead". Just like those Dinosaurs running around in Jurassic Park..illusion..fake..etc!

...what can happen to a person who puts too much faith in his or her own P.R.

Chuck Norris is a psycho and a facist nazi. No doubt about it. Because people have different views than him he wants to use violence against them. What a freak. I will never watch anything Chuck Norris is ever in again.

You did to begin with?

Chuck Norris is just a babbling incoherent old fool.
As a young man he was an actor living in the land of Hollywood make believe, in middle age he was an infomercial shill and now he's a senior citizen with a tenuous grip on reality.
He's running around with his multiple face lifts and a dead raccoon on his head talking idiocies.
Chuck will soon turn 70, yet still craves the attention.
I guess dignity is not in the cards for this clown.

As for slick New York conman Hannity, using old fools and red state rubes for his own gain is his stock in trade.

Does this make anyone else a little uncomfortable? I just got to the part where he preferred to have a burglar looking down the barrel of his gun, as opposed to round kicking him, and had to turn it off. Very, very creepy.

Then there's the air of faux comfort: the laughter, the camaraderie; it all feels forced.

And yeah, the toupee is pretty bad. Norris's skin seems to be barely holding on to his bones, while his hair seems too colorful, too bountiful to be real.

If he could perhaps channel some of the vitality that seems to course though his hair into the rest of his body, he probably would look like a 30 year old.

I am definitely not buying a Total Gym!

Just another idiot that is called the republican base these days.
The more time that goes by, the more they are calling for a violent end to the current administration. I believe this is an orchestrated attack upon the Constitution of the United States in order to overthrow our form of government. The current administration had better heed the signs of this attack and stop it.

The way to stop this attack upon our Constitution is to protect and defend the Constitution as sworn by public officials. Those on the right that stand on their respective floors and call for the removal of a sitting president by any other means that a fair election or due process of law should be considered traitors to the country. They are traitors.

TIC,TIC,TIC. It's just a matter of time untile one of these fools picks up a weapon and does the bidding of the traitors.

As Seinfeld so aptly put it......... I could spot that birds nest a mile off!

You lose a lot of credibility when you are clueless about how retarded you look as you lecture people while wearing that ridiculous hair hat!

Step away from the botox. It is paralyzing your brain function and making your skin so shiny you look like the crypt keeper. Put down the hair dye. The fumes are obviously making you dizzy and belligerent. Trim that huge mustache and lay off the Grecian Formula 16. It highlights your fake teeth every time you open your mouth to say something stupid, which you do with alarming frequency. And take that merkin off your head! That's just embarrassing. There is no need to be so vain. That young trophy wife of yours isn't going anywhere. Her "conservative values" ensure that your money and fame will keep her right by your side in your "traditional marriage" ... at least til the money runs out.

Whenever I hear idiots like this guy and Cheney, I just have to shake my head at how purely evil and stupid some people can still be after 70 years on this earth.

These people are rich beyond most of our dreams, yet they seem like the most mean spirited, self-centered jackasses on the planet. Guess money really can't buy happiness; or sanity for that matter. But in Chuck's case, it can buy you that "wax museum" face-lift look.

Most 70 year olds I know - who have a very modest nest-egg from a life of hard work, spend their retirement years with their Grandkid's, and trying to help others.

Meanwhile, the biggest concern of these millionaire republican psycho's, is whether or not they are going to pay a few more bucks in taxes to help sustain the country, and help the 99.9% of the population that does not enjoy their obscene levels of wealth!

I am really sick of these pricks, and all the religionist's (they are not really Christian's) who support them.

So grandaddy is going to choke out half the country? At least he still has his over inflated ego. This is what happens when you get kicked in the head too many times. I wonder if this delusional idiot realizes what he say is terrorism, plain and simple, even though no one takes his senile old ass seriously anymore. He couldn't tear his way out of a wet paper bag any more without pooping his Depends. Shut up you old phony.

the Dixie Chicks?

)O(

Maybe he's well hung.

is that it doesn't work!

But...Chuckleheads don't see that.

is wearing a wig or dyes his hair.

shakes Chuckies hand but not Chuckies wifes hand. What does that indicate?

but, did she have her burka on?

Obviously Braindead Chuckie recieved too many blows to his small head and got the Bat-Shit beat out of him, to be so damn stupid. Being a racist, hate monguering, Reslug idiot on Faux Noise explains it all.

Chuckie actually going over a table or desk at someone would actually be a good thing !! He could do it once; he would be convicted in court for attempted murder; and, we could put him in prison in Texas for the rest of his life with Tyrone.

PERFECT !! Keep up the good work hannratty...your bud will be gone before you know it...

??

... 00:32 sec in:
"good to see you my friend"
"..good to see you too ...Ben...?.."
Thats what it sounded like ...
not going to watch the rest ...

I thought the reps didn't like Hollywood types.

This idiot Norris feels like he's in a nightmare? What the F was he feeling during the 8 years Bush was running our country into the ditch, Pride???

Chuck Norris is concerned (because we all know that he's far too macho to ever actually be afraid of anything, right?) that Obama is planning some sort of sinister, totalitarian One World Order in which everyone has to do what he says -- and yet Norris says that if he were ever to run for office, he'd simply have to strangle anyone who disagreed with him...

Maybe I'm simply losing my touch as I get older...but for some inexplicable reason, I can't quite manage to see how those two scenarios are much different from each other.

Oh, wait! Of course...silly me! How could I have failed to see it? Norris would be perfectly entitled to eliminate anyone who disagreed with him by virtue of the simple fact that there's not even the most remote possibility whatsoever that Norris could be wrong...how very convenient for him.

Sounds to me as if Norris, like so many other neoconservatives, is suffering from the Freudian defense mechanism of projection -- the inability to consciously acknowledge the depths of his own desire to control and restrict other people's freedom which he then tries to attribute to Obama yet which he nevertheless unconsciously reveals through his own choice of words.

Violence is all the right-wing has left, at least that's the way it looks to me, let's see:

They bring guns to rallies in place of ideas.

They scream socialism at every reform proposal instead of coming up with a real alternative to the health insurance problem.

They would rather keep the gito'mo prisoners forever and ever with no hope except to be waterboarded or executed.

They kill doctors instead of coming up with a real solution to the unwanted baby problem in this world.

In fact the only thing they don't want to kill is the fetus, and I don't really believe that they care about that either, it's just the last thing they have to cling to when trying to show they have a moral compass. pfffftttttt!

...if anyone other than a Repub-licker talked about 'choking' people 3 times in 3 sentences ... Foxheads would be exploding ...violentterroristsicghettoliketendencies ...brrrr!

...the psychiatric help he needs?

If you put Chuck Norris in front of a mirror and told him his reflection was a Democrat, would he kick himself to death?

HaHaHaHaHaHa! Chuck Norris is gonna choke someone out? HaHaHaHaHaHa!
That's hiliarious. Come to Hawaii, where we have actual martial arts masters and see what happens. The average 10 year old in Nanakuli would school and embarrass grandpa Chuck. He wouldn't get to the bottom of the arrival jetway. Some 135 lb. baggage clerk would "sleep" him before he ever read the sign saying Welcome to Hawaii.
Typical of most frail, aging has-beens, he talks like a tough guy to compensate for the fear that he is no longer tough or virile. I guess he never got over the fact that Bruce Lee was superior in every facet of life, while Granda Chuck is considered a loud mouth wig and makeup wearing ra.cis.t.
What a sad spectacle. He could only be a Republican.

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