Michelle Bachmann: Dems Want To Sabotage Me Because I Might Become President
On Mike Gallagher's radio program yesterday, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) offered a novel theory as to why Democrats want her out of office: They don't want her to become the first woman president.
BACHMANN: Also with women politicians, they want to make sure no women, no woman becomes president before a Democrat woman, and so they're doing everything they can to, I think, sabotage women like Sarah Palin, perhaps women like myself, or similarly situated women, to make sure that we don't have a prominent national voice. But the thing is, the people in our country, they don't care who the voice is, they just want someone, they want to know that someone is speaking out for them against what will certainly bring about the destruction of our great country if we continue to go down the Obama path.
I swear, you just can't write this level of stupid.
Hate to break it to you, Michelle, but Dems don't need to sabotage you when you do such a fine job of it on your own. Shall we take a little walk down Memory Lane?
or when you claimed that "Flying Imams" attended a victory party for Keith Ellison
or when you complained about "re-education camps for young people"
or when you introduced a bill blocking the US from ever joining a global currency.
Media Matters has even more gloriousness of Bachmann.
As for running for president, all I can say is: Baby, bring. it. on.
an election?
"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter
exactly - the Re-gipizan party has given up on elections - elections are quaint.
Public elections are for democracies.
To these pigs democracy is a quaint idea. This is what we are up against.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
once said: It's not the votes that count, it's who counts the votes.
Michele Bachmann might be in the running as a performance art genius at the level of Andy Kaufmann...or not.
riveting, just riveting!
thank you very much.
"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWQnDBK6PY
Corruption favors the wealthy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPqF2TS7BR0
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C570byQCLpI
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Hell no!!!! Nothing would make me happier than to see you and Sarah Palin on the Republican ticket against Obama! God, that would be funny. What a joke.
Run, Michelle, run!!!! I'll even contribute to your presidential campaign if you do.
Be careful what you wish for. After all, this country managed to get 8 years worth of Chimpy. That was a big forehead slapper for me, and my head's still hurting
She does fine all by herself. Palin/Bachmannare my idea of the GOPer dream team. Two of the stupidest, most maladjusted personalities ever to draw breath, life support organisms for Teh Stupid.
so the two of them would be ideal choices to break away from the GOP and form one of those 3-letter parties that are so popular elsewhere around the world, call it the NPD party:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_per...
sabotaging themselves.
A picture is worth 1,000 words:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3nYNnA8A8cA/Sd2xJFl...
A bit too graphic for me - but I agree with the sentiment completely.
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Was that going in or coming out?
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Guess it doesn't matter.....
Divine Right of Kings (1600's); Divine Right of Corporations (2011)
our issues with you have nothing to do with your XX persuasion. Keep digging though...
Please reclaim your defective product immediately. She has apparently escaped from your lab and is wreaking havoc on the public by impersonating a sane person and causing us laugh uncontrollably at her asinine, paranoid antics.
Thank you.
"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."
Robert F. Kennedy
up there in Minnesota? Is right wing nut farming the main industry in that area?
This is laugh out lout funny. How much more clueless could a person get?
Dear Michelle -- when the world at large routinely describes a person as "bat-shit crazy" -- they aren't considered presidential material nor will they ever be.
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...except by the Re-gipizan that is. they don't care who their leader is.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
If this is the GOP answer for their next presidential candidate we will have some really great laughs ahead. The GOP gives and gives of their ignorant and crazy off the wall ideas. Hopefully, the independents are enlightened enough to see. Granted, I am displeased with President Obamas' performance on the health care issue, Gitmo, Iraq, Afghanistan, wiretapping, failure to prosecute Bushies for their war crimes, etc. But the alternative to the prez is Michelle? Scary.
promising Morning in America.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aceAe36TdAE&fe...
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..... but isn't she more of a Ted Baxter, less bright, and without a clue the world is laughing at her not with her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqYMSkejABc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N38z9gYOEIY
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This woman is so stupid and crazy. She doesn't even belong to the human race.
I'd gladly take someone like Kay Bailey Hutchison or Olympia Snowe as President over this POS any day, so she is dead wrong. (even though I really don't want a repug of any sorts in office).
I've tried posting 3 times, now, on her YouTube site the fact that this witch will be attending that How to Take Back America conference later this month in St. Louis. 3 times, that posting has been taken down. I did post it on the http://dumpbachmann.blogspot.com/
site, and another poster said he notified the local St. Cloud Times about it.
I also forwarded that conference information to Ms. Tarryl Clark who will be running against Bachmann next time so that she can keep track of this woman who belongs in an insane asylum.
Bachmann needs to be voted out next election cycle.
Dumbass.
"How to Take Back America"
I have no words. Bachmann and the GOP are bat shit crazy.
NOBODY 2012
We need people like Bachmann. She is absolutely hilarious; even more so because she doesn't realize that she is.
I bet her local PTA put her up to running for congress just to get rid of her.
She cracks me up.
How the same state which gave us Paul Wellstone and Al Franken also produced this psycho?? It really is a mystery to me.
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George Carlin
....in the rural Northern woods.
So what happened, sarah shot her parents?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
..... that will prevent these "daughters of the wild" from ever being running mates.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDgqFNrOcO4
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQcEOFfCXF8
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
going to turn this country into a Right Wing Nut Factory.
They we're correct.
Bush and the media that is. He never could have done it without corporate TV on his side.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
Having lived in North/NorthEast Minneapolis for most of the '90s I have a perspective on Minnesota's 6th Congressional District. It's full of tweekers. Seriously. More meth between Fridley (northern suburb of Minneapolis) and St Cloud than you can shake a stick at (even if you're gak'd out on meth).
Not saying everyone in the district is tweeked, but enough to effect an election.
In a dummbed-down America, chuck full of childrens left behind (all grown up), and determined to devolve the human race, who better to lead this nation of the stoopid?
Here is our future.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1fKzw05Q5A
where it's headed.
..just sayin'.
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
'Sabotage' means to Bachmann what 'censorship' means to Palin; i.e., criticism and accurate quotation. Similarly, Bachmann seems to think there is skullduggery involved by the mere fact of running a campaign to unseat her.
Where do they get these people?
Palin and Bachman, I mean. Are they from the "OK-to-be-selfish, don't-say-no-to-our-kids, ME-generation"?
I would love for Michelle to run for president in 2012. Bachmann/Palin or Palin/Bachmann either one works for me, more crazy than you can stuff in a double wide. In a pinch we could go with a Bachmann/Jindal ticket, but he seems to be able to keep some sort of handle on public displays of crazy.
You called it DrDick.
The world would look at us and facepalm.
NOBODY 2012
Where is Jon Stewart?
He is gonna hav e boatload of shit to sift through when he returns. And who da fuck does he think he is anyway, 3 fucking weeks? What is he Bush?
Is actually a plant, set up by wily dems who wanted to make the GOP sound crazy!
Those sly dems!
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
Hey guys, you need to warn us when you put up titles like Michelle Bachmann: Dems Want To Sabotage Me Because I Might Become President. It was the first thing I saw and I fell off my chair laughing.
Good God, if this is the mindset of the average Republithug, then they will be out of power for much longer than I originally thought!
Let's see now, the GOP offers up Sarah "I can see Russia from my house" Palin, Michelle the "Wacky Witch" Bachman, Michael "Honest I'm Black" Steele, that Jindal character and of course, his "Louisiana Diaper Wearing Pal" Vitter and lets not forget the Hiker from South Carolina that lost his way. Christ almighty, these looney tunes are the future of the GOP? Wow, there is a GOD!
He made the stupid smirk a badge of the right wing fruitcakes. They all do it now.
She could run with uncle dick and they could call it bachman/chenny overdrive! The crazy express. LOL!
I just cannot get over how insane these people are.
republicanism is a mental illness!
Did this half-wit happen to look past the fact that the winner of the last election was, gasp!, a black man, but his biggest competition was a, another gasp! a woman. I repeat, a woman ??????
is a genius compared to this person
that the dems dont want a repuke woman to be prez before a dem woman
god...i hope this means she is officially tossing her hat in
i cant wait for the debates
mittons, bachman, palin, jindal, and whatever other crazy people they can get up on that podium
will be a laff riot
2011 cant come too soon
http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/eparty/beerhel...
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Joe you just put a funny thought and/or comedy sketch in my head.
"i cant wait for the debates
mittons, bachman, palin, jindal, and whatever other crazy people they can get up on that podium"
Could you picture these rocket scientists burying each other, all while trying to use code words to tell America not to re-elect TEH BLACK GUY?!? Ever seen 7 year olds get into an argument? :-D
NOBODY 2012
Sociopathic Monkey Flings More Poo.
She's like Anita Bryant mnus the orange juice plus the crazy.
Its so lame that the crazies have taken over. And its so much worse than that because the one who aren't crazy, but merely opportunists and know better, are competing to be crazy too.
Aren't bachmann and beck cut from the same cloth?? Do they share the same bottle of home-made hooch that Rove brews up every night?? If you put them together in a room full of doors they would probably struggle for weeks trying to find a way out...
It is truly breathtaking how dumb these people are.....
that the GOP in Congress is still running the country. Who's dumb?
I can't beleive washington has any respect left for the RePIGlicans. I guess it's just an old boy's club after all. They don't have the integrity to feel shame. Time to change washington i say.
the first thing that can go is the RePIGlicans.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
step aside stuttering john...bachman has officially taken your title
President?
Ah,no.
Starring role in a really lame Tee Vee sitcom?
Sure.Why not.
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
This idiot is absolutely looney.
It's hard to believe she is serious. Is she the "glen beck" of politicians??
What an ass hole.
Need I remind you naysayers that 58,343,671 voted for Dishonest John and Caribou Barbi? That represents 46% of Americas voting populaton! Stupid is as stupid does.
She and Glenn Beck should team up.
Bachmann as president, Cheney 2012 possibilities, and Palin. THIS is what the right wing has to offer. What's terrifying is that, while it's ridiculous over here, it's terrifying nonetheless. Can you imagine any of these people in a position of real power? We've seen Cheney already and look what that brought to the world. Another 4 years? 8 years?
It's terrifying.
Until she quits.
If anything will turn me on to reality TV, it would be a show of Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin trying to out-crazy one another for the wing-nut vote in 2012.
The unintentional comedy and race for the most "you bet'chas" would worth getting cable TV.
"Better." It's what we should ask of ourselves and of our leaders.
If you think she's crazy (which she is)...and obviously ignorant (which she is on a regular basis)....just CONSIDER THIS...
THIS SIMPLE-MINDED IDIOT GOT VOTED INTO OFFICE!!!!!!
By other simple-minded idiots!!!
You'll never go broke betting on the stupidity of the Republican voter.
I can see Bachmann/Cheney, Bachmann/Palin....but I'd really like to see ANY REPUBLICAN/Jindal...
I wonder do she really believe the things she says. She is so kooky and really really "out there"
Tyranny with a side of "death-carnitas"! Let's hope the Bachmans of the Congress are on their way out. Ms. not so thinly veiled, racist lunatic. If she was pro-feminist she would shoot herself for her obvious opposition to the concept.
Someone just throw a pail of water on her, grab the broomstick, and let's move on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfV_ENR5IZE
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Stoopid is a prereckwisit for Republican leedership
Will she ever shut up? I'm embarrassed to be from MN. Last week she called for fasting and praying, this week its slashing your wrists in brotherhood.
Someone, please, everyone, send her some razor blades that she asked for.
BAH AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!!!
(giggle, giggle, snort!)
Why does people worry about this woman so much? Like my mother says, her opinion isn't worth anymore than anyone elses.
I couldn't find Pelosi's "hit list." I'm betting that the reason Bachmann is at the top of such a list has more to do with her surname starting with a "B" than it does with gender.
The two women who are the most shamefully self serving vicious distorters and liars in the GOP. PERFECT. PLEASE, please, please run as the next Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The more you pay attention, the more she'll get attention.
in today's world, Crazy McCrazyperson could win! This is the generation of American Idol/Flavor of Love watching idiots. For god sakes, some people loved Palin but wondered who that angry old guy standing with her was :-( All they could say was "I'd do her" *drools*
After 8 miserable years of BushCo, I put nothing past these monsters.
NOBODY 2012
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You don't need the Dems to sabotage yourself. You're doing a fine job on your own.
Hair color doesn't matter. Male or female, if you are stupid, you are just stupid.
Can you see Alaska from your front lawn?
Bachman is a comedian .
It is dumbass women like her who make it impossible for a woman to be taken seriously in politics, far less to become President of the United States. She has done so much damage to herself that she still thinks it is someone else's fault.
I would certainly like to see a woman become the POTUS someday. But, not this stupid moron. She, and Sarah Palin, remind me of those dumb air-headed bitches from high school who were only popular because they were pretty and the boys only wanted to get into their pants.
Women like her give intelligent, independent-minded women a bad name. Michele Bachmann for POTUS? AWWWW, HELL NO!!!!
..I'll just say I wanted to fill the comment field here with "HA"'s. I hope I got that quote/apostrophe thing right? There really is nothing to say about this..creature. That's probably best!
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
.."Daddy, do you think Capt. Kirk was a Republican?", asks Lil Johnny.
"oh no, Son. He couldn't be a Republican." answers dear ole Dad. "Well, why is that Daddy?" Lil Johnny then asks to which dear ole Dad replies, "Well, Johnny, Star Trek takes place in the future!"
Old joke paraphrased but to the point.
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
In civilian life people like this get locked up for being a threat to themselves and others. In public they get elected to a second term. Thanks America.
Once upon a time you had to reach stage three syphilis to get this insane. Never have I seen a country turn so wacko in such a short time.
All of you are acting like the Republicans are the only dumbasses running the govt. The Democrats answer to everything is 'more socialism.'
Can we just become Socialist now so that it can fail sooner?
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