Colbert Tells College Graduates: Get Your Own TV Show Colbert Tells College Graduates: Get Your Own TV Show If anyone has the video to this please
June 3, 2006
Colbert Tells College Graduates: Get Your Own TV Show

Colbert Tells College Graduates: Get Your Own TV Show

If anyone has the video to this please send it along.

E&P: "At the close of his commencement speech before 250 graduates (and 4000 others) at tiny Knox College in Galesburg, Ill. on Saturday, satirist Stephen Colbert left them with a piece of advice: Get your own TV show. “It pays well," he observed, "the hours are great and you have fans. Eventually, some nice people will give you an honorary degree for doing jack squat."

His suggestions for securing the U.S.-Mexico border went beyond walls to include moats, fiery moats and fiery moats with fire-proof crocodiles. He added that the border with Canada also has to be secure so Canadians cannot bring their "skunky beer" into the country. He backed English as the official language of the United States — “God wrote (the Bible) in English for a reason: So it could be taught in our public schools....read on"

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