September 5, 2006

I know it's a satirical publication, but this is just too weird not to post.

Is it weird for you to work at CRACKED after spending six years in jail for possession of crack?

Believe me, the irony was not lost on me or my P.O. Despite the Pavlovian tic I get every time someone says the title of the magazine aloud, we all think steady work is a step in the right direction.

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