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Helloooooo Girlfriends!

Women, listen to your mature betters and stay home on Election Day!
Helloooooo Girlfriends!
Image from: Fox News

Up until yesterday, I was blissfully unaware of who Kimberly Guilfoyle is.

I know that some of you watch Fox News to see what the other side is doing but not me. I cannot bring myself to do that.

However, I do appreciate those of you who do so I can feel totally freaked out when somebody on Fox says something that is generally found only in the dark corners of hell or bad graffiti.

Discussing how women mature and become more conservative, which is nowhere on my truth meter because it only goes to -100 degrees, Kimberly suggested what young women can do with themselves come election day.

“The Five” co-host Kimberly Guilfoyle said Tuesday that young women should excuse themselves from voting in the upcoming midterm elections because they don’t share the same “life experience” as older women and should just go back to playing around on Tinder and Match.com.“It’s the same reason why young women on juries are not a good idea,” Guilfoyle said. “They don’t get it!”

And young men do, of course, because they have a winkie. The winkie is an amazing thing. It makes you superior.

Just ask any woman who likes to stand on other women’s heads.


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