Wonkette said what needed to be said:
We thought we’d seen the last of Carly Fiorina’s hideous persona when she dropped out of the Republican race. https://t.co/EwK8q3jJK2
— Wonkette (@Wonkette) March 9, 2016
But since we're between primaries and debates for fourteen whole hours, Twitter decided to take this "news" of Carly Fiorina bestowing her hoard of supporters upon Ted Cruz with a dose of the giggles.
You know things are getting weird when you have people left & right agreeing on Carly Fiorina endorsing #creepyCruz is just unsettling.
— Tobosbunny (@tobosbunny) March 9, 2016
Why is Carly Fiorina trending I thought her guest appearance ended in Season 2
— Corbyjane (@somuchbetter88) March 9, 2016
Carly Fiorina endorses Ted Cruz: "He's the man who can make the bubble-jet printer industry great again!"
— Rob Woodyard (@robwoodyard1) March 9, 2016
Carly Fiorina seems like the kind of person who would stare at you until you're done eating your broccoli. Eat your broccoli @tedcruz
— Yailin (@SinisterEchelon) March 9, 2016
Carly Fiorina's endorsement of Ted Cruz is really gonna blow this thing* wide open.
*the back of my skull. This election sucks
— John Barrett (@jduganbarrett) March 9, 2016
Your reaction to this "exciting development" welcome in comments below....