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Because I Love Me Some Barbeque

Please meet Congressvarmint Blake Farenthold.

Please meet Congressvarmint Blake Farenthold.

And then hear what he said —

“With President Trump, I’m ready to get off defense and go on offense. Trump is going to slaughter some sacred cows, and I’m ready for the barbecue.”

I imagine you are, Blake, I imagine you are.

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