"Trump's point is that he cannot be judged by a member of any group that he has offended," Colbert said. "So that means no Mexican judges, no Muslim judges, no Asian judges, no women judges — unless she's a 10 — Trump's insulted the Pope so no Catholic judges, he called everyone is Iowa stupid, so no judges that eat corn."

Colbert finds the perfect judge for a Donald Trump case. Someone whose ethnicity would not be a factor at all. Someone with a white hood over his head...er...maybe not.