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Ammosexual Trump Delegates Vow To Bring Guns To Cleveland

Yes, real guns. Openly carried. Because liberty!

Now that the court has cleared the way, some Trump delegates are swearing their allegiance to their candidate by promising to bring guns to the Republican Convention in Cleveland.

Yippee!

James Klein, a pro-Trump delegate from the Harrisburg area, notes that guns won't be needed inside the convention hall and that delegates won't be allowed to bring in weapons. "But," he adds, "there's the hotels. There's going to be dinners."

So Klein, an insurance executive and economist, has decided to come armed to Cleveland, and he has urged his fellow delegates to do the same. "We're talking about ISIS," he remarks, citing the recent shooting in Orlando and the bombings at the Istanbul airport. Referring to protesters outside Trump rallies, he adds, "We're talking about people who have shown a propensity for violence."

"There are a whole bunch of things happening: You go to various events, receptions, whatever, outside the convention hall," says Ash Khare, a delegate from the northwest corner of the state who applied for a concealed carry permit in preparation for Cleveland. "And you walk on the streets and, you know, people know that you are a delegate, and who knows what the crazy people are going to do? So you've got to be vigilant about what's going on and prepare yourself."

Why on earth are these terrorists worrying about terrorists? They have better odds of being shot by a toddler than shot by someone swearing loyalty to ISIS.

Hmmm.


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