Fox "News" "judge" Jeanine and ammosexual fugitive, Sebastian Gorka decide that it's all President Obama's fault that accused domestic abuser Rob Porter never had a security clearance.
February 11, 2018

Apparently, these pesky security clearances the U.S. Government mandates are far too inconvenient for the lawless champions of chaos in the Trump Administration. Thanks Obama!

The Trump TV Network (aka Fox) has completely forgiven this administration for the Rob Porter resignation and the typical sh*tstorm that follows all Trumpian matters. Indycar racing-hopeful and Trump sycophant, Jeanine Pirro and Hungarian Nazi-fugitive, Sebastian Gorka both find all the 'minutiae' associated with obtaining a standard clearance by the FBI to be too demanding and these regulations were, after all, Democratic constructs. Dontchaknow that any time a Trumpian goon has a problem, the Fox-watching base will accept Hillary or Barack as the cause? Works every time.

Ironically, Gorka never obtained one of those silly clearances himself as his background reveals an outstanding Hungarian warrant for illegal firearm possession. Shocking!

"Judge" Jeanine, in between her busy schedule of stalking Hillary Clinton (see reenactment here) is vehemently opposed to anyone who dares to question Chief of Staff and great judge of character, General John Kelly. For a brilliant general, Kelly is a man with very poor recollection of the FBI findings made available for over a year. Anyone who disagrees is obviously an enemy of this majestic wannabe POTUS.

PIRRO: You want to stop a four-star general who is running the White House, who believes in chain of command, who makes a decision within forty minutes, because you hate President Trump? Find another scapegoat. You might want to look at the last president.

Why, pray tell, should we look at the last actual President? Jeanine said so, so it must be true. Plus, he was a 'blah' guy, and they can be shifty, right? Sadly, this hyperbole is how she and her deplorable fans think.

Gorka also conjured up his own baseless version of why this is happening to many of Trump's best people.

GORKA: If they want to gum up the works and make the Trump administration’s job harder and harder, they play bureaucratic slow rolls.

It might be a deliberate minefield put in place where they know somebody like this has skeletons in their closet and they slow roll everything to make things like this explode a few months later,

In his best Vincent Price voice, he reveals his autocratic tendencies. The Dictator President needs to be in control, traditions and the Constitution be damned!

In the 'through the looking glass' world of Trump, these two make a perfect case for modifying how one is given top-secret security clearance. In the real world, they are simply terrifyingly insane.

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