VP Debate: Lord Of The Flies

By Red Painter — October 7, 2020

Senator Kamala Harris and Mother's husband, Mike Pence, met for the only Vice Presidential debate on Wednesday night. Harris brought her A game, Pence was flaccid. But the star was the large black fly that nestled in Pence's hair midway through the debate and hung out for a good 5 minutes.

Twitter noticed:

Oh, the fly has a twitter account already:

Look mom! I’m on TV!! pic.twitter.com/RQv18Ak9SK

— FlyOnMikePence (@FlyOnMikePence3) October 8, 2020

The fly knows.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 8, 2020

The fly was there a long time, but not nearly as long as the time by which Pence exceeded the rules. https://t.co/MjXI2rmOVn

— Jill Wine-Banks (@JillWineBanks) October 8, 2020

FINAL VP DEBATE RANKINGS

1. Kamala Harris
2. The fly
3. Mike Pence pic.twitter.com/HybQZ2aCZD

— Greg Olear (@gregolear) October 8, 2020

CLOSE:

The fly keeps landing on pence’s head.
Flies love crap.#VPDebate pic.twitter.com/yZqtEJmLLi

— Steve Marmel (@Marmel) October 8, 2020

CLOSER:

The fly is slowly recovering from coming in contact with Mike Pence #VPDebate pic.twitter.com/M3Pquczemw

— Apparent Steve (@Steverocks35) October 8, 2020

That fly was in Pence’s hair a long time. It should quarantine.

— Jason Kander (@JasonKander) October 8, 2020

Flies are attracted to brimstone, right? Ami doing this right?#BidenHarris2020 #VPDebate pic.twitter.com/yoTta3BJRX

— Pepys's SJWAP 💛🐝 (@cromgood) October 8, 2020

That fly needs a COVID test

— mwassel (@MattWassel) October 8, 2020

The fly thinks Pence is dead.

— Orange is the Super Spreader (@Bmresistence) October 8, 2020

BADABOOM!

The fly is @VP’s only black friend🐮 https://t.co/ySgZYDYYjm

— Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 (@DevinCow) October 8, 2020

Biden's team is READY:

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t pic.twitter.com/NbkPl0a8HV

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 8, 2020

#HarrisFly2020

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