December 19, 2022

Former President Bloaty McBatShit is unraveling on Truth Social after the one-term President was referred for criminal charges by the Jan. 6 committee. Trump is being referred for: Inciting or assisting an insurrection, obstruction of an official proceeding of Congress, conspiracy to defraud the United States, and conspiracy to make a false statement.

Just after the panel concluded offering evidence of Trump's guilt, he wrote, "…But Liz Chaney (SIC) lost by a record 40 points!"

Not too bad, right? Then a few hours later, he unleashed a lengthy rant.

"The Fake charges made by the highly partisan Unselect Committee of January 6th have already been submitted, prosecuted, and tried in the form of Impeachment Hoax # 2. I WON convincingly. Double Jeopardy anyone!" he said.

It doesn't work that way, though. He can't claim double jeopardy since impeachment isn't a criminal trial.

"The people understand that the Democratic Bureau of Investigation, the DBI, are out to keep me from running for president because they know I’ll win and that this whole business of prosecuting me is just like impeachment was — a partisan attempt to sideline me and the Republican Party," he continued in another message.

This is just too weird:

STATEMENT ON JAN 6 COMMITTEE REFERRAL

These folks don’t get it that when they come after me, people who love freedom rally around me. It strengthens me. What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger. Americans know that I pushed for 20,000 troops to prevent violence on Jan 6, and that I went on television and told everyone to go home….

He has a lot of shouty caps going on in his last post.

"Think of it! The Radical Left Democrats (Communists), SPIED on my campaign, lied to the FISA COURT, lied to CONGRESS, allowed an INVASION of our COUNTRY on the Southern Border, EMBARRASSED us in Afghanistan, gave away our Energy Independence, killed us on job losing Regulations, wouldn’t use the 10,000 plus soldiers I recommended for Jan 6th, refused to look into Election Fraud-the reason for Jan 6th, Rigged & Stole the 2020 Election, allowed Ballot Stuffing, FBI/Facebook/Twitter & Biden CRIME!" he concluded.

Holy cow, that is one long sentence. He will wake up at 3:00 a.m. to threaten his walls at Mar-a-Lago with another ketchupping. If anyone deserves this, it's Lumpy. The committee showed us today that Trump did nothing while our Capitol was under attack. And he's lying when he says that he pushed for 20,000 troops. That's been debunked repeatedly. And notice that Trump can't even keep up with his lies. He started off this evening claiming that he called for 20,000 troops, then the number changed to 10,000.

Update. He's still doing it:

continued from previous TRUTH… And I’m the one that the Corrupt and Partisan Unselect Committee goes after. A two tiered “Justice” System … And, by the way, what ever happened with the Massive number of CRIMES committed by JOE & HUNTER BIDEN? They’re right there, documented and 100% certain. Also,where is the prosecutor from Delaware? What happened to him? Is he friends with the Ukrainian Prosecutor who didn’t prosecute after Biden held up the $BILLION PAYMENT to Ukraine? I DID NOTHING WRONG!

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