The Onion: White House Locked Down Over Trans Alarm

It's a Code Rainbow alert.
By John Amato — August 20, 2025

The Onion does it again.

Trump has trans alarms at the White House.

"Footage here showing the moment infrared estrogen sensors detected a large spike in gender fluidity within dangerous proximity within the west wing."

No need for Trump to worry as he was fitted with a hormone proof vest.

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