Did Trump Just Fail To Kill His Vice President Again?

"An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail."
Did Trump Just Fail To Kill His Vice President Again?
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By Tengrain — October 20, 2025

Not the first VP that Hair Füror tried and failed to kill:

An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail http://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u…

— John Ismay (@johnismay.bsky.social) 2025-10-19T20:57:52.014Z

So, while trying to distract people from the No Kings rallies, Cadet Bone Spurs decided to shoot live ordinance over Highway 5 (which effectively had to close), and ended up somehow damaging a California Highway Patrol car that was part of Cap’n Guyliner’s entourage.

“Missed him by that much.”

Republished with permission from Mock Paper Scissors.

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