Mitt Romney has taken a lot of heat recently over those "Baptisms of the dead" Jews who died in the Holocaust. Now with a new website called "All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay," you can turn a deceased Mormon into a gay one.
Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.
Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!
Careful, though...the site cautions "No take-backs."