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Daily Show: Interview With A Vampire

[media id=7613] Jon takes apart Dick Cheney's double talk during his recent interview with John King. Stewart: Hmmmm. I get it. Bad things rubber, g

Jon takes apart Dick Cheney's double talk during his recent interview with John King.

Stewart: Hmmmm. I get it. Bad things rubber, good things glue. So if your explanation of how you kept us safe was competent execution, what's your explanation for what happened with everything else?

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Stuff happens! No, no, no, no ah....I left a Chapstick in my pants and it went through the wash. That's stuff happens!! I accidentally said s%#t when I meant stuff. That's stuff happens. Two wars, a mismanaged economy and a botched national disaster rescue effort...can a brother get a "my bad"?

Stewart goes on to recommend some titles for Cheney's memoir. He missed the obvious one which was the title of this segment...lol.

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