Stewart: Hmmmm. I get it. Bad things rubber, good things glue. So if your explanation of how you kept us safe was competent execution, what's your explanation for what happened with everything else?
Stuff happens! No, no, no, no ah....I left a Chapstick in my pants and it went through the wash. That's stuff happens!! I accidentally said s%#t when I meant stuff. That's stuff happens. Two wars, a mismanaged economy and a botched national disaster rescue effort...can a brother get a "my bad"?
Stewart goes on to recommend some titles for Cheney's memoir. He missed the obvious one which was the title of this segment...lol.