Stephen Colbert: O'Donnell Says Masturbation Is Adultery, So Marry Your Hand!

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Stephen Colbert: O'Donnell Says Masturbation Is Adultery, So Marry Your Hand!

Stephen Colbert agrees with Christine O'Donnell that masturbation is adultery and has a simple solution to solve the moral crisis that might present for his audience members -- marry your hand!

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