In his race to the very bottom, media hack Tucker Carlson goes lower, sending a college student undercover to see what he can buy with food stamps:
For creative college students planning a party, the possibilities are endless. Here are some things you can buy with food stamps without breaking the law or the bank:
- Limes for Coronas or other Mexican beers
- Soda water or tonic water for mixed drinks
- Coke for Jack and Cokes
- Drink mixers, as long they have an FDA nutrition label on them and don’t have alcohol in them
- Appetizers from the frozen food section
- Chips, salsa, cheese, and crackers
- Red Bull for Jager-bombs
- Jell-O to make Jell-O shots
- Any other snack product
- Gatorade for nursing the next day’s hangover
- Egg Nog (for Egg Nog and Brandy mixed drinks during the holidays)
What Bob Cesca and John Cole said. Can't imagine saying it any better.
