On this 4th of July weekend, I wanted to remind everyone to pause for a moment, put down those Cokes, and join with those other Kochs in reciting our sacred psalm of patriots.
So please rise. Hand over heart. Ready. Begin:
I pledge allegiance
To the Bathtub
Of the United Slates of Norquist.
And to the Republicans,
For which it scams,
With Liberty & Tax Cuts for All....
corporate jet-owning billionaires.
Happy Birthday #235, Americorp, Inc.!