You might need some cream for your covfefe this morning, Crooks and Liars: we examining the media today.

Indomitable says who cares about Mika and Joe.

And speaking of Squint, er, Joe, No More Mister Nice Blog comments on the horse race of "should Joe challenge preznint Stupid for the GOP Nomination?"

Driftglass, who is perhaps the nations greatest living Brooksologist, takes on the latest flush from the NYTimes editorial page.

News Corpse read a very strange and sad press release.

Bonus Track: The Suits Of James Bond has a really great graphic of every single necktie in the Bond Oeuvre. This is an outstanding graphic, just so cool.

Round-up by Tengrain who blogs at Mock, Paper, Scissors. You can follow Tengrain on the Twitters, too. Send tips, requests, and suggestions to mbru@crooksandliars.com (with For MBRU in the subject line).