Ann Coulter just can't resist making up wild and crazy crapola
Unfortunately, it seems those stories about Ann Coulter having her jaw wired shut were groundless indeed. She was on Neil Cavuto's Fox News show today, pitching her new book and weighing in on how the Blagojevich scandal taints Obama, yadda yadda yadda. But of course, in addition to the yadda, she brought the usual dose of wingnut bats--t crazy along (captured in the above edited version of the interview): theorizing that "Daily Kos has more to fear from [Obama] than I do" and that Patrick Fitzgerald filed the complaint so that Obama couldn't fire him. Right.
But my favorite moment was this:
Coulter: Oh, third point. I just want to mention -- Liberals, hysterical with me throughout the campaign for calling him B. Hussein Obama, we found out yesterday, that's what he likes to be called.
Cavuto: What are you saying in this --
Coulter: He's changed his -- now that he's president --
Cavuto: Yeah, but when he's inaugurated -- remember it was a thing with Jimmy Carter, you know, whether they were gonna call him James Earl Carter --
Coulter: Yeah, but as president, he wants to be known as Barack - Hussein - Obama.
Cavuto: How do you know that?
Coulter: He announced it yesterday!
Cavuto: Where did he announce it?
Coulter: [pause] I don't know! Wherever he announces things! Where does he announce anything?
Of course, there was no such announcement. If you go to the Obama transition website, you'll find no such announcements, either among the press releases or on the blog. It didn't come up in his momentary discussions with the press yesterday, or any of his press conferences at any time.
The only time the matter of his middle name has come up has been when he was interviewed by the Chicago Tribune, and he said this:
Q: Do you anticipate being sworn in as Barack Obama or Barack Hussein Obama?
O: I think the tradition is that they use all three names, and I will follow the tradition, not trying to make a statement one way or the other. I'll do what everybody else does.
"Crazy liar" only begins to describe Ann Coulter. But then, you knew that.
This person's nonsense, the response to it. Here and elsewhere, all is a diversion.
I expect not much better from DR and her 'journalists'.
The country is being fleeced and we are talking about what?
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Gee, thanks, John. I just got to the office and, while waiting for the coffee, clicked here. Now my appetite's completely gone, and I've started the day with Ann Coulter.
Seriously, why does C&L still give this idiot any coverage? She's not news, and is totally irrelevant.
Why is that batshit crazy right wing lunatic getting any attention? We don't care what she said, says, or will say. At least, I don't. Please C&L, make a pledge that you won't give her any more space on your site.
If more blogs and reasonbly reputable news broadcasts would ignore this thing, maybe it would go away.
I really don't give a flying fuck what it says, ever! Please just stop acknowleding this thing as though it has any relevence. IT, DOES, NOT!!
John wants people to stop writing stories about Sam the Plumber, and continue writing about Ann the...the...umm... Professional Complainer?
At least Puff the Magic Plumber is funny because he's clearly a moron who thinks he knows how to market himself as well as Coulter does. Watching him stumble through his own fame is funny to watch, because he clearly doesnt know what to do with it.
Ann the Crazy is very good at marketing...very rarely do you see her saying dopey, offensive things unless she has a book or speaking tour coming out.
Barack Steve Obama, Hussien is his middle name for crap sake. It is customary to use one FULL name when excepting an office.
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Comparing ann coulter to William Shakespeare?
(What is his middle name, Sheldon?)
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Get. This. Harpy. OFF. My. Computer. Screen.
Let's just pretend her jaw was wired and ignore her.
I'd say she's really a vampire. She wasn't off air because of her jaw - she was in her casket getting a blood transfusion!!
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy
That woman is just dumber than a box of stoooopid.
Not really. She has us talking about her and that is what she wants and NEEDS. She won this round.
If Obama uses his middle name, he's pandering to the terrorists and we can look forward to Ann sporting a burqa on January 21.
If he doesn't use his middle name, then he's ashamed of it or trying to hide something.
I vaguely remember Ann Coulter. Minor media figure from the late 20th century, right?
Don't you know that it normally goes like this:
Ann C : [Outrageous Statement]
Journalist : Wow. That's amazing! Who'd have thought that?
Ann C : I know! And do you know what else? [Outrageous slander]
Journalist : Oh my god! This is HUGE!
Instead, Cavuto broke the rules.
Coulter: he wants to be known as Barack - Hussein - Obama.
Cavuto: How do you know that?
WHAT??? He didn't just take her at her word? He actually wanted to know how she knew that?
Coulter: He announced it yesterday!
Note the quick flub here, and attempt to brush off the unfriendly journalist with a quick dismissal. Like the old "look it up!" excuse. It's great for silencing critics who you know won't be bothered to look anything up.
Cavuto: Where did he announce it?
Now that's just mean. You can see from the pause how much this threw poor Ann. Following up a question, with another question? Trying to pin her down? What is she, a beautiful butterfly to his lepidopteral sadist?
This is just terrible!
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Racist republipigs are going crazy. Bumping into each other, into walls while pulling thier hair out. They don't know what to do.
Yes, the Michael Jordan/Tiger Woods/Joe Louis/Jackie Robinson of politics Barack Obama is beating them on the court and they don't know what to do! LOL!!
Personally, I think Coulter and O'Liely are locked in a limbo competition to see how far each can slink below the "crazy" bar. Yesterday, O'Liely claimed that "the secular left" was secretly conspiring to outlaw christmas, and today Coulter upped the ante with a revival of her "B. Hussein Obama" smear-schtick.
My guess is that tomorrow O'Liely will announce that Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are sponsoring legislation to do away with the alphabet, and Coulter will then be forced to up the ante with the claim that President Elect Obama was behind the anthrax scares in 2001.
You know, If it weren't so pathetic, it might actually be funny.
If stupid people want to make her rich by buying her book, she deserves everything they give to her. If lying is all it takes to steal a shitload of money from people too dumb to deserve it, then what's the problem with that?
Steal from them all you want, who cares.
In regards to that, most of the people being hurt in this economic downturn are people that voted republican. Talk about the chickens coming home to roost. They deserve to suffer.
My guess is that FOX NEWS will just drop the pretense of being a "news" organization, and become a professional wrestling channel, with masks and capes and the works. Ann Coulter can walk around carrying those number cards between rounds, while Bill "The Chopper" O'Reilly and "Jarring Geraldo" Rivera are warming up in their corners. (And Hannity will only get to wrestle gangs of midgets.)
Apparently the verbal sewage must have backed up when this freak had her jaw mercifully wired shut and she could not resist the temptation to poison our national dialogue by spewing her filth all over us.
Get your jaw rewired shut immediately Ann---that's how we progressives prefer to talk to looney Neocons like you---if we must.
"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."
Robert F. Kennedy
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Nope, not gonna play the video. I know what she sounds like and I know anything coming out of her mouth is for shock value and to boost her ego...not to mention the sale of her books.
Nope, not gonna do it!
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
He is using his middle name when he is sworn in. So what?
I think it's more important that congress be deluged with demands to find that missing Iraq War $9 billion dollars and give it to the auto industry. And let's demand they investigate some no-bid war contracts while they are at it. Where's moveon.org and the other grassroots movements?
To be complete, the use of his middle name was part of the interview where he also stated he was going to do a speech in a Muslim capital soon. As is evident in the link here (and in most links from other sources).
Granted, Coulter is hysterical as you call. But, the interview does have points about Obama's plans to improve the US image with Muslims abroad. And, from what I hear from Muslims here, they approve as well. If she wants to have canniption fits that Obama is reaching out to Muslims .. well ummm, he is!
Though, to quote Seinfeld, "Not that there's anything wrong with that!".
Coultergeist will not leave while it feeds on your emotional energies. I second that she is irrelevant and this is troll feeding at its finest.
as per usual, the transphobic comments start piling up. there are so many things wrong with ann's comments, yet some of you use transphobic comments to insult her.
If Coulter were transgendered, she would not be a spokeswoman for the Party of Hate, Wealth and Superstition.
They seem to have enough closeted homos* as windbags and sycophants.
* please note I am a homo but not of the closeted variety.
Technically we're all homos
Homo Sapiens.
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Okay this scares me. I thought the same thing when I read taller ghost walt's comment. I'm beginning to think just as you do yabaddaden. Ya think I should seek some sort of medical help?
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I'll get my rubber gloves.
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Oh no you won't! We have a lame duck in the white house, we don't need a quack here.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I'm what they call a qwazy quacker.
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don't they think we're all made of clay and dust or something like that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zag79w8eIQ
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That's why jokes about her having a penis are funny
[Those jokes aren't funny here. Go somewhere else if you can't hold back teh clever on this-Sitemonitor]
you said it so well.....
That link was worse than a cake and cotton-candy sandwich on a sick stomach, washed down with Hawaiian Tropic.
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So's how Neil Cavuto's impersonation of Dan Ackroyd?
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of what to expect from the ProfitMedia for the next four years or until Obama is impeached.
Bettie Page is dead aetat 85.
http://mylittlepinkbook.files.wordpress.com/2...
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If he wants to use his middle name, whose business is it anyway and why should anyone give a flying damn? It's a name, not an affiliation.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
if their stupidity and lies didn't make me cry tears of sadness.
....only the great singer Carpenter had rare talent...and a soul.
I dunno, all that lovey-doveyness with her own brother was kind of creepy
And a turn-on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnwdD-TvgtY
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I thought Ann Coulter recently fell and broke her jaw where her mouth had to be wired shut literally. No? Or, it healed up fast?
from illness?
The bigger asshole they are the longer their longevity.
Perhaps it boils down to that burning Jewish question, why bad things happen to good people, as well as why good things happen to bad people.
in this world, that pundits can waste time on bullshit issues like someone's middle name.
Which is precious, esp. since we just experienced 8 years of a jackass who likes to be named after the initial of his middle name: dubya.
And what kind of name is Walker anyways, WTF?
But now it is clear to me, that George Bush's real middle name is not Walker, but F*cker.
Dubbya got his middle name the same way that Ricky Bobby's kid did in Taladega Nights. He took the name up in honor of Chuck Norris's Excellent thesbian portrayal of "Walker - Texas Ranger"
If McCain won (I know...stop laughing), do you think Coulter would have snidely remarked about his choice to use his middle name - SIDNEY????
BO's answer was He will do the same as everyone else, what was his campaign slogan but CHANGE, we just elected another bull#(&$ER
Ann Coulter. I agree that she is hurtling toward oblivious irrelelance, and we all could find better uses for our time.
Having said that, I have a hard time looking away from the train wreck she has become. It seems that even some of the right-wingers are rolling their eyes about her madcap behavior. As bugs Bunny used to say, "What a maroon..."
Which is exactly why it's time for somebody to give her her own TV show! Maybe she could replace Glen Beck as the token douchebag on CNN?
I thought we kicked her into the gutter. How the hell did she crawl out?
It's Skeletor's girlfriend!!!
He claims she gives him a boner.
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No, Maria Shriver is Skeletor's girlfriend. I thought everybody knew that. Ann Coulter is BIG BIRD'S girlfriend, from Sesame Street. Lovely couple, lots of fun.
She made up the story of her jaw being wired shut herself and planted it for attention right after the election. its called manipulating the media. Any body can call page six of The Post with a story and they will post it true or not.
It is, "GOP spokes-person, Ann Coulter."
That is how we should refer to her, at every given opportunity.
In doing so, you will cause non-crazy republicans to go out of their way to point out her craziness while trying to distance her from their party.
Win/Win.
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Hey Bob. How are things up in Chiang Mai? I've left Japan and am living in the land of the tobacco and Amish. It's surreal and I miss Japan, but my wife says my stress level has never been lower.
Hope you are well, my friend.
Coulter's voice reminds me of the sound a telephone used to make if you left the receiver off the hook to long without dialing.
Good form sir... good form.
"When are we going to stop trying to tell elected officials what to do. Our job is to spend the taxpayers' money the best way we can." -- Tommy Watkins, Justice of the Peace, Crawford County, Arkansas
I would say it's more like an old turntable, when the needle goes bad, and tears across your record.
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I watched the clip and had to ask myself "What the hell was 70s rocker Johnny Winter doing on Neil Cavuto's show?"
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Ann Coulter and Edgar Winter must have been separated at birth!
prez-elect's nickname is barry. i think he should have gone with "Barry Obama". All the villagers woulda thought he was an Irishman like Oreilly.
Yes, he was once called "Barry"...from the time he was six right up until he was eleven years old.
I guess people like you think we should ALL be required to be addressed by the nickname that we were given in elementary school....Right, "Stinky"?
And I guess you will agree to start referring to your pal Rush Limbaugh as "Rusty", and Michael Savage as "Weiner", and Sean Hannity as "Crybaby", and Bill O'Liely as "Booger".
Yes....let's all go back to schoolyard taunts. That's a WONDERFUL way to make America a better place, and solve the financial crisis that "Georgie Porgie" Bush and "Ritchie" Cheney left our country in.
/snark.
Cheney has always been known as "little Dickie".
Less appealing than Bill O'Rielly.
Bill O'Rielly:
Less appealing than vomit.
without the talking points handed down by the rnc...she is an ignorant slut
cant believe that maher hit that....that dude will fuck anything
That can not be true. Did he admit to that?
Her argument is also based on the premise that Obama had said in the past not to use his middle name Hussein. I do not recall Obama ever saying not to use Hussein. People complained when Republicans went out of there way to use Hussein in a ploy to convince people that he was muslim. That is different. Her logic does not make sense, but I do not think she cares much about logic.
What kind of nitwit is buying these books of her's?
Never post her picture again, I just finished lunch, and now I'm nauseated as hell!
Former President's who have taken the oath of President with their legal names and no coments;
George Walker Bush
William Jefferson Clinton
George Herbert Walker Bush
Ronald Wilson Reagan
Richard Milhouse Nixon
A person should be proud of who they are and their name as it represent who they are. Not one person said to any former President leave your real middle name out of the oath.
Now Ann Hart Coulter should pay more attention to the fact she's 47 years old with several engagements and no marriage. My it's here potty mouth that gets in the way of being a real lady. But the girl has to pay her bills and those two homes so I guess it's all about the money and making a fool of herself.
Coulter had her brain wired shut.
coulter is nothing more than a desperate, hate-filled, bottle blond, anorexic nicotine junkie that desperately wants to sell books so she will say anything, make the most bizarre statements, to get the attention she hopes will sell her books. all i can say is that i hope the skanky bitch falls flat on her ugly face.
Is her complexion turning grey?
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She looks like she's fresh off a heroin binge.
She needs something in her life: a man? a brain that actually works? braces? a locked jaw? Something....
For the Good Fairy to wave her magic wand and make her inflatable Tom Selleck doll live?
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That would be like that one Magnum PI episode with the junkie at the haunted amusement park... or was it a vampire on the abandoned Air Force base?
Dear God please tell me this demented psycho has not brutally murdered more trees to publish more of her brain droppings!
Why O why do the trees have to die? What did trees ever do to her?
When angry, count four, when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain-
Fortunately, Regnery publishers mostly uses recycled toilet paper, you know, to maintain consistency with their authors', er... products.
So, keep wiping, people! Coulter needs more... material.
The nasty comments(I had one erased) about this bottom feeding slut shouldn't surprise anyone.
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What happened to her black cocktail dress?
She checked it with the broom stick and pointy black hat.
Isn't that the current definition of Republican?
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could you liberals just STOP obsessing over the antics of this dingletwit?? If she kills someone or dies, by all means, devote an entire thread to that. Other than that, please just ignore her. I think she's past her 15 minutes because of all the attention she gets from people who should know better.
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Hey Annie, in case you haven't heard that is his name. It isn't Barry or whatever it was. Get over it.
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