Media Research Center Embarrassingly Uses Joe The Plumber At Their Event As He Says: "I'm Horny"

How low have conservatives sunk? At Brent Bozell's MRC Gala party last night, they had Joe the Plumber accept an award at their swanky awards dinner

How low have conservatives sunk? At Brent Bozell's MRC Gala party last night, they had Joe the Plumber accept an award at their swanky awards dinner.

Apparently unable to contain his libido in the nation's capital, Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, expressed his sexual urges to a sea of conservatives gathered at Washington's Grand Hyatt hotel.

"God, all this love and everything in the room - I'm horny," Joe said onstage.

Joe accepted an award on behalf of the "liberal media" at the 2009 MRC's Gala and DisHonors Awards, a roasting of the "most outrageously biased liberal media reporters." Faux awards of the night included "the Obamagasm" and the "Media Messiah."

Joe, referring to himself as the "token redneck," received a standing ovation as he waltzed onto the stage while "God Bless the USA" played.

Here's a list of the judges that vote on the awards.

DisHonors Awards winners were selected by a distinguished panel of ten leading media observers, including Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Tony Blankley, Larry Kudlow, Cal Thomas, Walter E. Williams and Kate O'Beirne. (list of judges.)

If I was a conservative, I would keep him as far away as possible, but for liberals he's the gift that keeps on giving.

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