Media Research Center embarrassingly uses Joe The Plumber at their event as he says: "I'm Horny"
How low have conservatives sunk? At Brent Bozell's MRC Gala party last night, they had Joe the Plumber accept an award at their swanky awards dinner.
Apparently unable to contain his libido in the nation's capital, Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, expressed his sexual urges to a sea of conservatives gathered at Washington's Grand Hyatt hotel.
"God, all this love and everything in the room - I'm horny," Joe said onstage.
Joe accepted an award on behalf of the "liberal media" at the 2009 MRC's Gala and DisHonors Awards, a roasting of the "most outrageously biased liberal media reporters." Faux awards of the night included "the Obamagasm" and the "Media Messiah."
Joe, referring to himself as the "token redneck," received a standing ovation as he waltzed onto the stage while "God Bless the USA" played.
Here's a list of the judges that vote on the awards.
DisHonors Awards winners were selected by a distinguished panel of ten leading media observers, including Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Tony Blankley, Larry Kudlow, Cal Thomas, Walter E. Williams and Kate O'Beirne. (list of judges.)
If I was a conservative, I would keep him as far away as possible, but for liberals he's the gift that keeps on giving.
What a tard.... and what a fine collection of whiny tards that invited him to speak.
I understand that the tard sat at a table with G. Gordon Liddy and Brit Hume. Why do these conservatives worship this cretin so much?
Must've been like Dennis the Menace sitting at Don Corleone's table.
Hopefully humanity will one day learn to be humane.
They sat with him so they could marvel at their creation: "Homo Republicanus", the perfect combination of ignorance, bigotry, laziness and compliance.
LOL!!!
OK, so Hume is the Prince of Darkness, but come ON. Joe the Plumber is an idiot!
must be so proud of what they created!
Yet another demonstration of Family Values from the GOP.
A horny plumber... A repressed group of stuffy conservatives... Sounds like a great porno. Quick, call Gannon! Maybe Vitter can make a cameo as the diaper wearing guy fondling himself in the corner.
Hopefully humanity will one day learn to be humane.
He's Perfect!....right on que.
We know what this leads to ... at all cost, keep him away from the children.
from the usual crappy T-shrt.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
I thought at one time Tony Blankley could be considered a "thinking Republican".
His new found home over at Fox and his constant rants on Hannity are at best unbecoming. Man do they have anyone left on the right that can think. Sorry Tony ya use to be credible. Now you are a hack.
So, are these folks bringing themselves down to Joe's level or are they trying to take themselves up to his? Are Joe and Sarah the new faces of the party? Just a hint to the repubs if they are, you still can't put lipstick on a pig and expect the pig to not yet be a pig.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
what a great walloping block head you truly are Joe.
And that esteemed panel of judges.
Such a star studded collection of luminaries-not a seething hate filled radical lunatic in the bunch.
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
Denigrating these buffoons requires a half-dozen or so moderate to weak synaptical firings for most people but still worth the effort. They deserve the humiliation.
"Secular humanism -- a fearless, realistic world view replete with doubt and scepticism that attempts to attain an unachievable state of equilibrium between and among the human qualities of reason, intuition, imagination, memory, ethics and common sense.
If I have a half-dozen or so strong drinks, I'll consider it a fair fight. Gotta run!
quick, someone put Annie Coutergeist on stage, that would be the greatest form of birth control known to man!!
could have helped relieve him?
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Let's see...
Castrol? Lupus? Crick? Whittle? anybody?
I don't think they're here?
give a pro some money out of the taxes you don't pay, you cheap inappropriate fuck. She'll love you a long time, depending upon how much you give her...
Where was "I have to go to the bathroom" announcement in this?
me-oww!
I'll bet this loser is making a butt load of money off his "special appearances" that he won't claim on his taxes...he's too f-ing stupid... i smell an audit in his future.
Has anyone ever seen this hick wearing anything other than a plaid shirt and jeans? Yes, yes, I realize he is The Working Man (haha), but at a SWANKY dinner, can't any of these rich Republicans dress him appropriately?
Oh, yes. He HAS to dress this way because no one would believe him if he wore a suit. (Even *I* didn't think the average Republican was THIS stupid.)
I was thinking the same thing about his clothes. He looks like he belongs at the gas station changing oil for someone.
Jeez, the guy has zero personality. To open with a sentence like that shows just what an uncouth son of a bitch he really is.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Joe,
Go f*ck yourself
Good one!
Any comment on the reaction from the audience?
That joke usually slays the crowd at the monster truck show.
Speaking of people beyond their 15 minutes, I just heard that Fog Hat is still touring. Of course, I think they deserve the praise of the crowd of 100 people at the casino.
They're putting a whole new spin on "Slow Ride"!
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
to think of another song, but that's it - those two songs are the only ones. At leasts the sets will be short for everyone involved.
but I think I'd just stay home and listen to the cassette...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Larry CUD-LOW.
cud; n. 1. Food regurgitated from the first stomach to the mouth of a ruminant and chewed again.
low; adj. low·er low·est 1. a. Having little relative height; not high or tall. b. Rising only slightly above surrounding surfaces. c. Situated or placed below normal height: a low lighting fixture.
Study the symptoms not the virus...
I'm sure his young son was so proud of him.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I'm sure Joe wouldn't know... or care.
Because nothing says classy like essentially telling people you're in desperate need of a fuck during a formal gathering!
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
also there is nothing more respectful that giving a speech with both of your hands firmly planted in your pockets.
So this is the future of the GOP? White trash? LOL
Hell, this guy gives white trash a bad name.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I would think that many "white trash" as it is would put in the effort to try to dress more appropriately and show better manners!
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
Yes they would. I spent some of my childhood in what people refer to as white trash communities and I can promise you that those people would have had on their very best or they wouldn't have gone. And they sure as hell wouldn't have opened their speech by declaring they hadn't had sex in way too long a time.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
and returned them the next day.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
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"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
:P
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
Did the hands in both pockets create the 'horny', or are both hands in his pockets to hide the 'horny'?
If you need funds to pay for essentials, you have a revenue problem
If you need funds to pay for frivolity, you have a spending problem
The guy obviously suffers from SRH (Sperm Retention Headache).
I wonder if there was any foot-tapping in the men's room following this speech.
Check out the "waaaaaaah-fest" that the MRC crazies put on about how poor, little, Sarah Palin was abused:
http://mrc.org/gala/alaska.aspx
The worst they could say about how "the media" treated her "unfairly" is that Bill Maher said he thought she wasn't the mother of Trig.
They actually nominated people for saying she was unqualified and that her selection screwed up McCain's angle on saying Obama was unqualified.
Can we name this as one of the most pervasive, conservative myths, like welfare queens and the liberal media? The persecuted Palin is more elusive than Sasquatch.
That sick "token joke" they paraded out as McCain's running mate was the largest buffoon in history and all she did was make a total joke of herself. She's still doing it.
Doesn't she comprehend that she's become a national punch line?
As I've said, Palin, the Dumber. The joke, evidently, continues to be on this empty shill.
Just change a few letters and you've got the Quaylin/Palin Factor. She's a zippo airhead with nothing significant to say.
Imagine where we'd all be with her at the helm of the mess Bush has left this country in? OMG - what a horror to even imagine!
Uh, er Amerika great. Uh, er media bad.
Uh, er me horny.
hahahahahaha! What an idiot!
He said absolutely nothing of substance for 2 minutes. What a buffoon. And he got applauded for saying absolutely nothing of substance for 2 minutes, what a room full of buffoons!
the whole conservative movement in this country hasn't said anything of substance ever since Ike gave his farewell address.
So 2 minutes is really nothing in the big scheme of things, when you compare it against half a century of lack of substance...
were more substantive than the two minutes of effort he later put into relieving his horniness.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
I think he qualifies to replace one of the apes on the Geico commercials now, don't you?
Palin/Plumber 2012!
If those two got married, I bet they would name their first kid Plug.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Thanks PoP.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
If it's a girl, she will be named Clog
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Other possible names, Flush and Drip and Septic
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Or Tank!
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
Swirl if it's a girl!
Now that Bristol's not getting married will she change her name to Trick?
Maybe, full name Drip Drip Drip Wurtzelbacher for maximum annoyingness?
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
Maybe someone will compose a new song in their honor? Trip-trap I was fixin' a bath.....all about a horny night...when Clog/Plug she was sitting in the tub, thinking everything was uptight.
Make it stop! Must quit laughing! :D
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
I think we're onto something here. I guess he was implying that since he's not flying around on the campaign trail with his partner, he's getting mighty horny?
Why not 6 kids? Rose Palm and her five sisters. Horny Joe would like that.
Or The Ass Crackettes. To be less formal, The Ass Crackers
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Great one! I can't stop visualizing their coupling under some sink and calling the kid "Plug". Amazing!
Children out of wedlock is far more traditional for them...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
I love it! I can see the bumper stickers now.
Palin & The Plumber: Roto Rooter! And away go troubles down the drain (along with this country, that is!).
She's full of shit but Joe can unstop her, a balanced ticket!
Is every mentally handicapped individual a member of the Republican party or do they just highlight the most disgusting ones?
TMI! The mere thought of Joe, the Non-Plumber Fraud, being horny is downright appaling and enough to make us collectively barf.
But there goes the GOP again! Ever-classy! You keep reminding us why we'd NEVER even consider being a Republican!!
Homo Republicanus is evidence of devolution of the species. It's what happens when you wed bigotry and greed to religious fanatacism and lust for power. When Joe the Plumber and Rush are the symbols of a political party, the end must be near. We need a big bang to wipe out the GOP. They are the T-Rexes of the 21st century.
Here it is - Palin/Wurtzelbacher 2012: Plumber and Dumber!
Let's get the bumper stickers going now!
Shit runs downhill, and payday is on Thursday.
Sadly, their combined IQ is just above room temperature. Dumber and Plumber is going to stick around until 2012 - the bumper sticker and the slogan is 'spot on'.
the face of America...uncouth, mindless and totally lacking any self awareness or dignity.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
...and being able to cash in on it. Is America great or what?!
I think we're onto something which is marketable, folks. Just get a few intelligent people together with these two human punchlines and it's like child's play.
Maybe Joe's next and newest challenge should
be to act in porno films. His difficult decision
will be to act in gay films with Jeff Gannon or
in boy-girl films.
fits in perfectly with his political kin.
He's fucked.
He's an insult to Rednecks everywhere.
Somebody tell Mark Foley and Larry Craig Joe's horny!
Wait a minute. Joe's not married and the "no sex before marriage abstinence only crowd" is laughing at his horny joke? What gives?
Nothing like having ignorant rednecks signing about how proud they are to be an American. Doesn't make me so proud though.
the che guevara to angry, bald, white, suburban, conservative males everywhere
but he obviously didnt write it and you can tell by the delivery, which would be more measured for effect if he had.
conservatives should understand that joe only appeals to people who would NEVER vote for a democrat anyway and so doesnt help a single iota in helping the GOP regain seats.
but you guys keep trying...albert einstein said that genius is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result....
or something like that....
This hairless idiot thinks he is "a hero", and rightly so to his party of has-been relevant nurds.
This is what they have....limpballs, lipstick pig, vannity, she-man...and it just gets worse from there.
The gop is drying up and the die hards won't shake loose, but they will eventually die off. This party is irrelevant any longer. It's sad what an ass hat like this moron is their mascot. I would be so ashamed to be identified with these losers.
Maybe Joe was trying to be more Hip-Hop as Michael Steele said the GOPers should be.....
2 Live Crew "Me So Horny"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbaFM_CA4mw&fe...
That's why he belongs with the GOP.
So they could rush off and get him one or two of whatever whatever he likes to have sex with.
"Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Tony Blankley, Larry Kudlow, Cal Thomas, Walter E. Williams and Kate O'Beirne"
What a gallery of loons. I never heard of Williams, but each of the others is a person whose face and opinions I specifically avoid. Yuck.
Where is Jonah Goldberg?
"Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Tony Blankley, Larry Kudlow, Cal Thomas, Walter E. Williams and Kate O'Beirne"
Mmm. Cause when I think of sex, I think of these people. It says something about Weinersnuggle's mind when he gets aroused at an event like that. Yeuch.
Reslugs are always a huge, laughing embarrassment. What's knew?
The sick, wingnutO, Reslugs not only advertised they're horny in dirty bathrooms, with homosexuals etc. and now they just proudly and boldly advertise on stage to their masses of perverts, stalkers, cheaters and child molesters(Blimpaugh)in the Reslug party.
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