Ted Nugent loves him some Malkin and says a "Conservative revolution is brewing"
By John Amato Thursday Nov 13, 2008 9:00am
The Republican party is in shambles and wingnut/washed up rocker Ted Nugent knows just how to fix the party.
Make no mistake, conservative values and ideologies are embraced by Americans. The polls all indicate Americans are fed up with the Pelosi-led, do nothing congress, and do not support more government programs and control. Sounds to me like we have a conservative revolution brewing.
Conservative leaders and thinkers such as Newt Gingrich, Jed Babbin, Governor Jindal of Louisiana, Thomas Sowell, Glenn Beck, Michelle Malkin, Governor Sarah Palin and others need to turn up the heat and bring this less government, more individual freedom and strong national defense revolution to a boil. It is time.
Ted calls his piece: Rino Season Is Now Open He's so delusional he doesn't seem to understand that Americans have voted down Conservatism completely by electing Obama with a huge mandate. And the Democrats are closing in on 60 seats in the Senate. Yes Ted, Americans sure are fired up about conservatives. And how does he feel about Obama?
Nugent: I was in Chicago last week I said---Hey Obama, you might want to suck on one of these you punk? Obama, he's a piece of shit and I told him to suck on one of my machine guns...Let's hear it for them. I was in NY and I said hey Hillary---you might want to ride one of these into the sunset you worthless bitch...Since I'm in California, I'm gonna find-- she might wanna suck on my machine gun! Hey, Dianne Feinstein, ride one of these you worthless whore. Any questions? Freeeeedom!
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Nugent is just a washed-up has-been.
He should take his silly cowboy hat and his pop-gun, and go up to Alaska and shoot animals from a helicopter, so's he can feel manly.
You misspelt Ted Fucknugget.
Is it any wonder he's a republican? He ran away from military service, yet is pro-war.
"But if I would have gone over there, I’d have been killed, or I’d have killed all the Hippies in the foxholes. I would have killed everybody."
- Ted Fucknugget on his non-existent military service
One might as well put fish in a bucket and drop in a fishing line....
I assume he does this because he enjoys killing animals...
... excoriating this knuckle-dragger for his serial murdering of wildlife. He takes glee in death, injury and mayhem. He's also a racist and a misogynist.
The next day he went on a radio station and called me a "gomer" and "piece of dog shit." How rich, coming from a chickenhawk who used to deliberately soil himself so that the local draft board would deem him unsuitable for enlistment.
He's one sick phuck.
Wow, he's really into the "sucking" thing. Maybe that's because his music, uh, ummm, sucks?
Nugent/Palin 2012
Nugent/Palin 2012 - Governor / Lt. Gov. of IDAHO!
Ho...Hum
Note to any remaining adults in the GOP.
Can you keep the children quiet, the adults are trying to get some work done.
Why is this nut-case given air time on MSNBC...and why isn't the Secret Service visiting this psychopath?
I sort of thought we had just barely survived the last "conservative" revolution? Wow, the creator of Wango Tango and Michelle Malkin, yes sir, that's some revolutionary raw material!
Fuck off, ya fuckin fuck!
exactly! Yo Ted... blah, blah, blah... STFU a$$hat!
It's as if last Tuesday didn't even happen, have them tell it. Damn what the public voted for, they (Repukes) can't let it go.... We,the people are tired of the B.S. they spew over and over and over again. I think 'delusional' is an understatement.
To the Repukes: YOU LOST!! DEAL WITH IT!!
His party has no ideas except to scream COMMIE SCUM at the rest of America. How can anybody take them seriously?
BTW Shouldn't the Secert service be looking into Ted and his "...suck on one of my machine guns."
comment, not that a man that who shit his pants and stayed in them for a week to get out of the draft in the 60's should ever be taken seriously.
Is that what they call moonshine now?
I thought for sure that God-awful reality show he was on would have killed his career by now.
Hey Uncle Ted! You sucked in the 70's & 80's, too. Everyone was just too stoned to realize it.
He still has some sort of "alpha male" delusion going on.
You're a shriveled up old ball sack. Deal with it. The Village People called and they want their hat back, douche.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bRqf8WWIp0
If Ted is part of their "revolution" then at least he got the revolting part right. I guess self deception and delusional behavior must be the new Neocon mantra. Give it up Ted, you are just a spastic loudmouth with mental problems.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXEbizsRln0
Ted makes it a big point that he is totally against drugs. He is one of the people who NEEDS drugs. The dude is plumb loco.
A couple of years ago a friend gave me free tickets to see Ted so I went. Big mistake. First, I found it strangely ironic that you had to endure a weapon search in order to go to Ted's show. I figured you'd be required to carry a weapon there. It was so loud my ears hurt for a week. And his comments were so inane my brain hurt for much longer. My brother, who attended with me, and I just kept saying to each other between songs, "What an idiot". We left before the show was over.
What an idiot.
One of his first albums was covered in about 20 different designs of bongs(I forget what album it was), so the anti drug message is kind lost I would say.
I caught him opening up for KISS years ago. So you already have a feel for the musical tastes of the crowd, yes?
Anyway, he sucked so bad that KISS fans were booing him. That really says something. When you can't fire up a KISS crowd, you are totally off the relevance radar.
Did others in rock see Nugent for the bigoted piece of sh*t he is?
First, I found it strangely ironic that you had to endure a weapon search in order to go to Ted's show.
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I'm sure even ted himself is well aware of what type of fans he has. I don't think he wants them having weapons anywhere around him. ;) cuz you know they are crazier than he is.
maybe Hannity should call up Nuge and book him for those "Freedom Concerts" this summer.....he can join the other "has-beens" like.....hell, I can't even remember their names now.
Guess they must be irrelevant.
For all the people on the right who will scold us and say that we on the left did many of the same things when talking about Bush a simple statement:
We were right about Bush and you were soooooo wrong.
Yeah, but I never wished Bush to "suck on my machine gun". That would have been too good for him anyway. The worst I ever wished on him was a speedy and fair war crimes trial. And the thought that if there's any justice in the world, if a brutal dictator who killed a million Iraqis and defied International Law could be hanged, maybe we could use the same rope for the other brutal dictator who killed a million Iraqis and defied International Law. Never once did I want that horrible regime brought down by a hail of bullets, but I continue to want it brought to justice. That's the difference between "Liberal" (what they call us) and "Conservative" (what they call themselves).
To be a true CON you must check in your brain at the door.
That's all Ted Nugent should be allowed to carry. The guy's a dangerous loony, and he has threatened to assassinate the president elect. Go learn to play Jailhouse Rock, Ted.
Howzaboot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEJL2Uuv-oQ
Hi Ted
I'm a big supporter of the Second Amendment too, you know, since it's in the Constitution and all, but I'm pretty sure the architects of the Bill of Rights didn't intend for a rich piece of used white trash like you to promote the rape of our President Elect and elected Senators with a machine gun. Sure sounds like one of those domestic terrorists to me, Governor Palin, anyone?
...part of the constitution. The founding fathers did not believe in having a standing army and felt that citizens should be called on to defend the nation when necessary. In that scenario, of course allowing the citizenry to keep and bear arms was essential. Since we DO have a standing military force, the amendment is actually moot. I do believe in allowing hunters their shotguns and sport rifles. Handguns, assault weapons and ammo capable of penetrating an inch of steel are not necessary, nor protected (IMHO) by the constitution and should be banned.
If you're a collector, collect non-firing versions of these weapons or join the military where you can fire them.
and what do you do then when the military is coopted by a criminal government and lacks the backbone to refuse illegal orders?
Operation Northwoods - an example of the military leadership plotting against its own citizens
Gulf of Tonkin - hoaxed attacks sold to the American people that cost 58,000 US lives, and about 3 million Vietnamese lives
Nine Eleven - ???? Where was NORAD????
Anthrax - sourced to US military stockpiles and technology.
I'm a serious lefty, but I disagree with you about the Second Amendment. The founding fathers did believe in having a standing military, as they began one during the Revolution and maintained it after the war; at least 80% of President Washington's military budget was spent on Indian conflicts. In addition, they knew that any standing army can become dangerous to the people; the British army that had been the primary defense of the colonies for more than a century had become a burden and threat to the Americans who wanted freedom from tyranny.
More recently, have a look at how close Bushco has come to declaring a police state. I strongly believe that a main reason Bushco never acted (or hasn't yet) on its plans is because the American populace is armed to the teeth.
The Second Amendment is the amendment of last resort. The founding fathers knew that tyranny could come from an American government as much as from an invader. They left us a means of maintaining, or taking back, our freedom.
so steady teddy thinks he is still a relavent rocker, thinks americans are embrassing conservative ways and thinks he can tell a president elect, senators and congressmen to suck on a machine gun?
all this without drug use?!?
at what point does the secret service begin to take action against threats to our leaders? satirical, veiled or in passing, these should still be considered threats.
Rock on teddy, you dorkwad neverbeen.
I count three people on that list who have ever won an election, and two who have won one in the past 15 years. Awesome, Ted!
Teddy referred to them as conservative leaders and thinkers. Now that I find funny!
And Ted fulfills the "-moron" part. What a jerk. Delusion is all he's got going for himself.
Ted give it up. Your just a red neck cult figure. We all love the country it's the administration we have a problem with. this guy must be ok for ratings. Nothing gained here.
There is no way I believe that this frightened, gun toting, pencil dick jerk came to Chicago publicly talking that right wing bullshit.
You've actually measured it?
There's free speech, and then there are terroristic threats. Nugent is walking a very fine line between these and he might get caught if he's not careful. He doesn't seem like the careful type to me. Neither were the Neanderthals as the Ice Age approached.
They thought the coming Ice Age was a global climate change liberal conspiracy too.
Adam and Eve didn't report an ice age. Unless, of course, that was the real reason they started wearing clothes.
Why aren't you blasting some poor innocent creature or making some more inane tunes? You are polluting the airwaves. My suggestion? Maybe star in some VH1 reality show and degrade yourself some more.
He already had a reality show about five years ago "Surviving Nugent". In the time that reality tv is so popular he barely lasted 7 months. Then he appeared in a variety of reality shows that you never heard of. Seems like poor Teddy is just looking for attention.
Freedom, morals, honesty, pride, truth, fairness, equality....is all good.
Too bad none that claim to be conservative are any of these.
Just a bunch of loud mouth dip-shits that have no idea what their representatives are up to or doing. OMG if they only knew.
Obama and democrats had better take care of this media we have now. Should be in the top 10 things to do.
I, for one, am getting a little tired of reading about how "conservatism is dead". Dream on, fellas.
Here we have a truly exceptional Democratic candidate who has shown to be unusually enlightened and poised, running up against a 72-year-old man carrying water for warmongers, torturers, and corporate criminals. Add in an embarrassingly uninformed and disturbingly mean-spirited VP selection and it should be a complete and utter white-wash. Yet the Republicans still took 46% of the popular vote - certainly more than Bush would have received.
Look at Canada, which Bill Maher described as a "big blue state" - with the right-wing lunacy removed, we elected a conservative PM back into office. All this tells me that the appetite for a more principled conservatism is still there. What the public is revolting against is the way the Republicans do it - catering to the super-elite and the evangelicals, and dismissing everybody else as irresponsible or unpatriotic.
That said, I'm guessing that Nugent is advocating for the current Republican mold of conservatism - now that well is drying up.
I follow Canadian politics too a bit. Since 2000 they enacted a USA like block the vote rules to their elections, Nobody was paying much attention, but the "Bush" USA has done a good rework on Canada. NDP and Liberals were "winning" up till they made all these new rules.
Nobody saw it. They actually had Pot Legalized for a few short months, but now they are going to adopt the USA drug war that is an utter failure for the people, but a big positive plus for the CONs. Federal agents from USA doing raids in Canada.
I should have Said Conservatism isn't so bad.
Listen people Canada has real problems just as we do, Bush gave them a screw job and taught them how to deter voting and disenfranchise certain groups of citizens.
..'If you carry around a machine gun and yell hate...YOU might be a redneck...'
You shat your own pants so the draft board wouldn't select you, yet you still bill yourself as a gun-luvin Marlboro man.
Or you might just be a hypocrite.
Ted needs to layoff off the deer jerky.
Ted has Asshat Fever.
Must be all the acid he dropped in the 70's. It makes the election look the opposite of reality. People calling him a has been and a washed up should realize he wasn't that good to begin with. Name 5 top songs he had. I bet most people could only name 2 or 3 at the most. Obama's a punk? You're a 12 year old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2VNFpiGWo
This guy is nuts! He needs medical help
Luckily he doesn't have the balls to back up any of his ridiculous statements. If he's not already under investigation for his threats, you can bet on Jan. 21 he will have some visitors wearing nice black suits and shades.
EPIC DOUCHEBAG.
"Obama, he's a piece of shit...," says ted nugent.
So...does that mean nugent wants to rub Obama all over itself (he doesn't warrant human status) in the event it's drafted into military service?
As a veteran, I would think that the networks would have enough class to keep this thing off the airways so close to Veteran's Day. It (nugent) is an insult to those of us who served.
-freedom is a bright and shiny heavy metal assualt rifle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itfms556DgE
you've had the ball, the court, the white house, the senate, congress, the radio, cable tv, wsj, iraq, afghanistan, the pentagon, and the constitution in your greedy hands for the better (or, actually, worse) part of 8 years. you have failed, soundly. today's mess is republican/conservative derived, through any means possible, mostly unethical.
Foley, Craig, Stevens, Duke, Delay, have all been busted for illegal, unethical, and lascivious criminality. Bush and Cheney have not acted, in the slightest, like up-front courageous leaders.
no accomplishments, blowhards and douchebags for spokespeople, and the ill-will of the rest of the planet.
and the rejoicing of the rest of the planet that the whole boatload of you shitheads have been soundly marginalized.
why dont you try joining humanity again, and stop letting utter boneheads like Sarah Palin carry your banners. god DAMN am i proud to be LIBERAL DEMOCRAT.
If he only had a brain, and a heart and home on an Island, where he wouldn't endanger anyone. Ted is what my parent meant by, being see, but not heard.
He's should apply himself to being a hermit, no one but him, likes the sound of his voice and when he speaks in public, his absence of a brain and heart speaks volumes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hAg_k69a4M
Usually, I'm the first person to defend artists against the people who say they should 'sit down, shut up, and keep their politics to themselves.'
However, I am always willing to make exceptions.
I am a life long, die hard metalhead. I love it from Sabbath to Horse the Band. And even I thought he was about seven songs short on every record. He was the definition of all hype, no substance. Pat Travers made him look like the hack he was. One trick pony learned one more trick. I don't get why anyone takes this guy seriously as anything but a passable rock guitarist without a band to carry him.
Okay Ted, but seriously how can Michelle be a spokeperson for the White Trash Revolution when she's, you know, like a "person from an Asian country"? Oh, okay! I never realized she has Downes Syndrome!
Did he watch the same election as the rest of the world?
Word of advise
Don't divorce Sigyn
We've already had enough earthquakes.
Isn't he the KING of sex, drugs and rock and roll?
Oh...he's reformed. I get it. Sorry. I guess its kind of like the evangelical view that fucking like a rabbit before marriage, getting knocked up but marrying instead of getting an abortion is all good.
I wish celebrities would keep their mouths shut on politics. It really ruins their work when they speak about politics, and spew ignorant crap like this guy.
... and I have no problem with people like Nugent sharing his point of view. Such is the whole freedom of expression thingie.
What I would like is for us to have a real press. A journalist is not and should not be a public relations person. When some idiot like Nugent gets to be in the national platform, and says so many stupid crap like he usually does. Any decent journalist should challenge on his crap, not just let it be as a matter of record.
yea, and alot of these celebrities are American citizens so they have a right to say what they want. people who say "celebrities should keep their mouths shut" seem to be more jealous because they get a very large platform and people CARE what they have to say.
they also are gonna be challenged...but threats aren't exactly my cup of tea and anyone who makes threats should be torn to pieces, figuratively. :-p
Challenging == debating.
Nothing threatening about calling a spade a spade when someone is bullshitting some.
Sucked as a "musician", sucks as a political commentator. Also, adopted a 17 year old girl so he could bang her. Love those conservative "family values".
he really did that? sick.
According to artistfacts.com: "He had a relationship with a 17-year old Hawaiian girl when he was 30. He became her legal guardian in order to comply with laws regarding relationships with minors."
But he did indeed marry an underage lady in the 70s, I believe.
He is the R. Kelly of the white trash rock crowd so to speak.
He has always been an idiot.
Ted is the perfect representative for the GOP. A nasty mouthed has been clueless violent redneck idiot. Pretty much describes the whole party. Put a stetson on that elephant.
This guy is a joke. His livliehood is selling hunting bows to other rednecks. He wouldn't know music if it fell on his empty head. He's the kind of guy, I'd love to see react just before he gets an ass kicking. He'd be crying like a baby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kqmNTk6ls0
your making me defend the brain dead nuge.
there is NO QUESTION that he knows fuck all about politics. he's sean hannity with a bow and arrow.
granted.
but don't try and tell me his music was never any good. i myself find it hard these days to enjoy stranglehold, great white buffalo, or some of his other 'hits', but you cannot say that the fucking guy did not rock in the 70's. everything since then has sucked sure, but not in his prime.
I could care less how "hard" this guy rocked in the 70s. The shite he put out in the 80s cancels any sort of legacy :-).
there's a thing called musical preference...not everyone is going to like the artist you like.
Sorry. Two good songs per record, even in his prime. Lackluster performances, staid backup band, poor songwriting were par for all his LPs, even at the time. For every "Paralyzed" there were five "Saddle Sores". Even Kiss had better songwriting skills. He had a handful of decent songs and had this myth that he was "Gonzo", whatever the fuck that is, and that was enough at that time. it was not a good time for rock music to begin with, so a Nuge could "shine" comapred to most of the dreck. But let's be clear. Any track from Aerosmith's "Rocks" decimates even Ted's best.
I actually saw him in concert in ATL back in the early 80's. We were there for Aerosmith, Uncle Ted was the opener. During his lame act, someone near the front threw something onto the stage. Kind Uncle Ted incited the crown to "Snuff him!!, Snuff him for the 'Nuge!!" Poor kid got beaten to a pulp by members of the audience and was carried out on stretcher, right past us. I've despised this cowardly douchebag ever since.
This fellow is mentally ill. WTF is he- are they- so angry about? If it's the US economy, look no further than 28 years of republican conservative economic hooey with a little relief provided by the Clinton administration. They CAN'T, DON'T, WON'T think, and that's what makes them dangerous. Throw guns into the mix? Realllly creepy...Jesus, he must have had some relationship with Dear Old Dad...I want to shower now...
Imagine the fun they would have blasting creatures from a plane. Better yet, he can help her serve up more moose burgers. They have the same IQ level. Imagine their kids names. Smith and Wesson, Ak47 and so on...
Oh, please, Ted. Keep talking. More! More!
Your mouth is the best thing for the Democrats since Sarah Palin. I hope to God you get yourself on every television show in America. And please, DO speak your mind.
You had your revolution, you knuckle-dragging, brick-faced poltroon.
So, he makes an outrageous statement and he sells 1000 records. Or Coulter says something inflammatory and she sells 500 books. It's just noise. Ignore them.
Don't you have a groupie to knock up or something?
Ted Nugent is pretty much the archetype of the washed up, playing at state fairs over the hill 70s rock star anyway. Hasn't had a hit on his own since the late 70s, hasn't had a hit of ANY sort since 1991 when he was in Damn Yankees. The only way he can keep himself in the news is as an outlandish conservative mouth...well, okay, he's in the new Guitar Hero game too!
I digress.
Still, though, this is pretty much the most deluded the man's become yet though. Americans want Republicans-that's why we voted them out. And that business about sucking on machine guns...Ted, is the whole "screwing anything that moves" business covering something up? Are we overcompensating?
Jeez what a moron.
god damn, "stranglehold" is a bitch to play on hard on GH. lskdgjsglujrtsiogtrseglk.
I can't really believe that last quote. Obama is a "peice of shit" Hillary a "worthless bitch" and Feinstien a "worthless whore". I can't believe the wasn't cut off. No apologies I guess, but I wish more people would cover this.
just sayin'...
This moron has been brain death from day one... maybe too much mercury in Detroit's water supply is to blame?
It's beyond me how the Rethugs can deny the the theory of evolution when they have a throwback like Nugent walking among them.
People like Nugent always feel so empowered when they are brandishing a weapon and killing something. On a personal level, I encountered on of these types at our company gym in March 2003 right before the US invaded Iraq. I was involved with the anti-war protest in Austin, TX, right when Bush was posturing for the war. The troll at the gym, who had no idea what my ideology was, made this statement:" I just wish me and my buddies had been at that protest and we would have busted some heads or those damn commies and hippy protestors". Without hesitation, I finished up my reps on the benchpress and called him on it. "Hey", I told him, " here is your opportunity. I was one of those people whose head you want to bust in." Now, he may not have known my politics, but he was fully aware that I have been instructing martial arts and boxing for 20 years. You can probably guess the outcome, he left with his tail between his legs. The right wing wackos love to talk tough, but when confronted by someone they KNOW can stand up to them...it's another story.
exactly...they bank on people being more cowardly than they are. this whole party banks on fear.
Although you didn't have to, that story kicks ass. Thanks for sharing it.
I hope you don't think I am making fun of your stance but it sounded fucking sexy.
great point, you should have asked that chickenhawk why doesn't he and his buddies go fight the war instead of fighting protesters who have a constitutional right to protest.
...in life is that I never bought one of his CD's so I could now send it back to him and tell him to shove it up his ass.
What a flaming chickenhawk jackass.
Sideways.
just some junk full CDR with no writing on it.
Scratch the hell out of the underside and write Nugent on the top.
mail to him with the comment 'I hate your music so much, you can stuff this pirate album of yours where the sun doesnt shine'
Nobodys going to check whever its a real audio CD, and the many scratches/gouges prevent them reading it anyway.
This will annoy Ted 'diaper boy' Nugent off big time.
You could arrange for multiple copies with different hand writting on the top, and say in the covering letter 'we organized a Ted Nugent forgotten forever party, byeeeeee'
How is he going to fight us scawy libewals? By not showering for a month, shit all over himself, and pretend he is crazy like he did to skip Vietnam.
Yeah, Ted... it is easy to talk tough when all your experience in conflict is shooting at things that can't shoot back.
When he had to fight for his country, he was a pussy, and he has tried to compensate for it ever since. What a piece of cowardly shit, if that is their revolution... I am afraid it is going to be just like everything else conservative: nothing but hot air.
Not too concerned, maybe we can recycle their vapors to produce energy?
His gun has a sticker on it that reads "barrel goes in front", so does the potato that he puts in his pants. Don't insult the people who are real artists by framing this pud in the same group. I agree with you Tyler, I am hardly frightened of someone who has to use a machine gun on an unarmed rabbit, big man, shitty marksman and would have to work at being a shitty guitar player. One day he will pull his gun or his tongue on a real person and get six in the ten ring, keep the change nug. On a side note, he would make a perfect husband for Lindsey Graham, hey Lindsey, look at the size of that potato in the back of his pants.
Someone left the asylum door open.
"Now I am free to wallow in my own crappulance."
Neat a washed up rocker that hasn't been heard from in decades comes out with some hate filled words and we are gonna like him? No wonder he is washed up. Ted if you read this (I doubt you can) Shut the fuck up and go enjoy your retirement, you really suck as a rocker and suck worse as a political critic.
he really did that? sick.
Yes, Ted certainly knows the smell of fear.
adopting a 17 year old so he can bang her? i don't know much about his career, but holy crap! sick!
you never know with poop fetishers like Nuppie
What a wanker.
Hysterical. Yeah, in his mind there's one. What an idiot. The only revolution is that they want to be MORE conservative. God I hope they do. 70 seats in the Senate would be awesome.
I believe I witnessed Ted's really bad acid trip in 1967 that fried his brain and turned him into the raving fascist he has become today.
This is the future of the Republican Party, blathering neo cons, a possessed hockey mom and acid fried gun nut.
Nugent sucked as a musician and stills sucks!! The washed up, ignorant, sicko Reslug loves to brag about murdering innocent animals.
Yawn.
Fun to see the right embrace a guy who crapped his pants and didn't bathe for weeks before his draft physical, in order to avoid serving in Vietnam.
I guess W made it acceptable to be both stupid and a draft-dodger in the GOP.
Stop the war, Rush has a boil on his bottom...
But I think in BillO's case the Draft board couldn't stand his stench.
which Six Flags was Nugent playing at when he gave that interview.
Did you catch what venue Hannity's NY area freedom concert is at -- yeppers Six Flags in NJ! NY, the biggest city in the world and he can't find a place to hold his rip-off, lame-ass concert except an amusement park in NJ
Conservatives are always telling supporters of Democrats (Dixie Chicks, Springsteen, etc.)to "shut up and sing" Why aren't they saying that to Nugent? Freedom of speech for them but not for anyone else?
As for Nugent himself, I guess being a political talking head is easier than writing and recording new songs.
Dixie Chicks and Springsteen can put together coherent thoughts. Nugent needs to shut up because he's embarrassing himself. See, we're trying to do Conservatives a favor. But that's okay, let him keep talking. The Republicans used to be the party of Big Business. If they want to be the party of Ignorant Whackjobs, it's none of my business.
One word, Ted...therapy.
Nugent's comments over the years have been of that mentality of "I am gonna shoot things!, and ain't nobody to tell me different".The scary part however, is that he keeps threatening to run for Governor in Mi. He can stay in Tx. with his guns,his President,dead animals, and memories of never putting out a good record".
Sounds like ol' Nuge is sucking up for a visit from the Secret Service.
Keep it up, you redneck bastards, you're just making it easier to find you.
You know how he gets the yokels in a frenzy when, instead of an instrumental break, he brings out an automatic weapon and shoots blanks?
Well, what if that gun was accidentally loaded with live ammo and he took out the first couple rows of his fans?
That would be a problem solving itself.
Just sayin'.
EOM
Not funny huh.
But it did make me laugh.
This guy actually lives here in Waco! He and his trophy wife Shemane bought a million dollar plus house. I occasionally drive by and watch for him bow hunting on his front lawn. He also has a weekly "column"
in the Waco Tribune Herald. I have written to them on several occasions trying to have him removed. He is a sorry individual whose views are so far out on the right-wing fringe, he's dangerous. Please contact the Waco Tribune Herald and help us rid the city of his ignorant views!
On behalf of the great state of Michigan, I would like to offer you a heartfelt apology for having to deal with this shitweasel we seem to have produced. Please do NOT consider him to be an example of our citizens here.
Actually, the only Nugent fan I know is my skinhead neighbor. He plays country music and Nugent all day, every day in his backyard each summer. We're praying for a foreclosure on that property.
Blasting Nuggent music may be considered a public nuisance in Michigan.
This deranged fuck can't get a single isolated likeminded troll to support his maddness.
Or, the GOP checks bounced last week... and not that many die hard Koolaid drinkers are willing to shill for free?
A permanent increase in internal body temperature that causes one to act like: 1) a predatory carnivorous species of crepuscular mammal that is valued by humans for its ability to hunt vermin; or 2) a fucked up republican shit head. Examples of celebrities afflicted with this disease: Ted Nuggent
Hmph -- since it's such "common knowledge" that Barack Obama is a "closet Muslim", when will it become just as widely known that Gov Jindal (with his Indian heritage, and all) is a secret Hindu? Possibly even an adherent of the Hindu schools, like the Samkhya, which have atheistic leanings!
I would think the same wingnuts who espouse the Obama as Muslim spew would jump on this just as eagerly.
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You mean to tell me that "Ted" has not tracked down and captured Osama Bin Laden? This is an outrage. Ted is America's number one coward, when it was time for Ted to step up to the plate he shit in his pants and saved it for a week and then acted like a girl at the draft board. Yes he's a real nowhere man. The number one pussy of machoism. "Ted" the girly man ain't nuthin but mouth.
I've heard him tell that story too. He's a hypocrit.
It was called "Journey to the Center of the Mind....
Must have been a very short journey.
Kinda like hopscotch on silly putty.
And, yes, he really did try to adopt a seventeen year old girl so he could boff her.
A real woman would frighten the poor wee nazi.
He just claimed he did as a member of the Amboy Dukes.
That song is terrible.
Come along if you care, (lame guitar: nyeer, nyeer, nyeer-nyeer-nyeer!)
Come along if you dare, (lame guitar: nyeer, nyeer, nyeer-nyeer-nyeer!)
Take a ride to the land inside of your mind !
Ugh, total crap.
lol
it really was pretty bad.
I thought that yer suggestion about replacing his blanks wit live ammo was kinda funny, though...
To insinuate accidental manslaughter.
Just having kind of a bad day and hypothetically taking it out on the Motor City Moron, who is a giant dildo.
still do that bit on stage where he repeats the same lame chords for about ten minutes at high speed until he collapses with exhaustion and a stage hand comes out and drapes his prostrate form with an ermine trimmed cape? The most pretentious act in the history of Rock and Roll. I laughed my ass off the first time I saw him do this as a warm up act.
They must be made of brass, Nuge. How ever do you sneak up on shit you are hunting with a noisy old pair of brass balls knockin around in your slacks, Goober? I mean the act of get up out of a chair and walking -- you must have a set of leg muscles to match and all.
However, I bet they shined up real nice after you epic Draft dodging Pant Shitting stunt. That's right, you are all for USA USA USA, as long as you can shit yourself into a deferment.
I think the tumour I had was smarter than Mr. Poopy Pants Nugent.
BTW, Where's the Secret Service?
Let's hope he gets a colonoscopy and/or barium enema he so desperately needs from the Feds soon. I fear for our President-elect with this goon inciting crowds against him.
How ever do you sneak up on shit you are hunting with a noisy old pair of brass balls knockin around in your slacks, Goober?
Hoooooo Agggghhhh!
Miss Kitty,allow me to show you another way to put that " colon-lost to me" gives a more colorful image to the brain.-CEO,citizens,eyes,open
Dude, you must have hurt yourself with that facelift. You already had your "conservative revolution". You FAILED! You left the country 11 TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT. You can't finish off TWO successful wars. You left 11 million people out of jobs. You devalued the dollar down to a ping-pong ball. You have record foreclosures. You socialized a fricken insurance company (for God's sake that company should have had it's own insurance to cover their loss...not the American public) You had to be treasounous and sneaky in order to do it .
What...?Did that facelift make you go deaf and blind? You haven't produced nothing but crap musically in 30 years. Did you go "DUMB" too? How many friggen revolutions do you need before we find a firing squad for your treasounous behaviour? Can we video your legal execution to Snakeskin Cowboy? Treason is treason! Now, the real conservatives have to clean up your neo-con mess. Your "conservative revolution failed".
David Stockton said it: "Ronald (666) Wilson Reagan is DEAD"! Now is the time to kill off his economic failure too!
Ted, go play some ACDC...They at least know when they are Thunderstruck! Epic doesn't want you either.
someone call Melissa Etheridge and ask her to go please kick the crap out of this little pussy.
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