If we could get Mitt Romney, Donald Trump, Orly Taitz and Dick Cheney into a room together, I think it's possible reality will break and the entirety of the universe will turn inside out, then flop about like a fish for a few billion years. I have nothing to back this up, mind you. Call it a hunch.
Mock, Paper, Scissors: Pope Benedict needs a butler. See, he's a job creator. Come take the test to see if you qualify to clean the Pope's shoes.
Consumerist Manifesto: Where does JP Morgan go next with Jamie Dimon? There's jut one logical conclusion.
FreakOutNation: Voter purge gets Scott-blocked as unconstitutional.
Back2Stonewall: Jay Carney and the White House need a change of tune about ENDA.
Round-up by William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum on Twitter). Send tips to mbru [at] crooksandliars [dot] com.
