March 30, 2005

via Ballon-Juice

The stupid continues, even after Terri Schiavo's death. Just heard Sean Hannity say the following:

"I never attacked Michael Schiavo. I don't know if Michael Schiavo caused her condition, but I have questions that need to be answered."

In that spirit, I offer the following:

I don't know if Sean Hannity abuses his wife, but I have questions.

I don't know if Sean Hannity buggers small children, but I have questions.

I don't know if Sean Hannity likes putting whipped cream on his nipples and letting farm animals lick it off, but I have questions.

I think all of these questions should be addressed.

Can you help us out?

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