Jon Stewart gives us a lesson in how to construct the perfect talking point. Write this down and keep it handy at all times.
President Bush had to find an alternate family to offset Cindy; the mom-off segment.
"And as for families like the Sheehans, they're why puppies die."
Jabbs: STEWART: You know, if I had a nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden! And there you go, talking points. Simple! Catchy!