Empire Burlesque:  Hype v. Hyderabad.

At MaxSpeak, Max Sawicky’s proposal for an “intelligent immigration policy.”  At No Comment, a less intelligent but more modest proposal from Glenn Beck: convert Mexicans into cheap alternative fuel.

All Spin Zone: The Fairness Doctrine is still dead.

Lukery Land: A short course in scandal management, from Bandar Bush to Sibel Edmonds.

Pandagon: Most white people would charge a cool million to give up TV forever – but they’d be willing to switch races for ten grand or less.  (Has Clarence Thomas switched already?)

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Guest blogger Simbaud will go to bed hungry tonight . . . unless you help.  Send your leftover infoscraps to: Simbaud AT gmail DOT com.