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Audio Of Larry Craig's Bust!

  [media id=2276] Sergeant: "You are sitting here lying to a police officer." Do you pick up stray pieces of toilet paper from the floors of publ

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Sergeant: "You are sitting here lying to a police officer." Do you pick up stray pieces of toilet paper from the floors of public restrooms? Was your palm down or up? I could tell it was your left hand...

Craig: "I sit down, um, to go to the bathroom and ah, you said our feet bumped. I believe they did, ah, because I reached down and scooted over and um, the next thing I knew, under the bathroom divider comes a card that says Police. Now, um, (sigh) that's about as far as I can take it, I don't know of anything else. Ah, your foot came toward mine, mine came towards yours, was that natural? I don't know. Did we bump? Yes. I think we did. You said so. I don't disagree with that."

Sergeant: "Okay. I don't want to get into a pissing match here."

Seems that Larry doesn't know what hand his gold ring is on...Sadly, No! has more...

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