ARRGH! Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day, also known in the blogosphere as Link to Cap'n Dyke Day. Cap'n Dyke is the most worthy lesbian pirate queen that sails the blogosphere seas.

By the way, what does Anderson Cooper see when he looks in the mirror?

2 Political Junkies: Greenspan Update about how liberal blogs have gone all crazy about one sentence in a five hundred page book, so Alan G. says about twenty more sentences on the TV circuit that prove he said the one sentence, and...

...so why aren't we talking about oil running out? Because Iraq bombed the World Trade Center? Ask any kid. Or the Commander in Chief and his right-wing blogger friends..

Off the beaten path, very, very, guilty pleasure edition: Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Oh, wait. Here's a set they missed..

Guest blogged by Blue Gal, My email is bluegalsblog AT gmail DOT com, unless you're a Nigerian royal in need of urgent banking help. Or Neil Cavuto.