TS here. Let’s continue!

S is for Swift, who eviscerates an ass.

T is for Taibbi, smacking Romney with sass.

U is for unhinged Ms. Malkin, tossing a fit.

V is for veto, more anti-gay sh*t.

W is for the wonders of anatomical entertainment.

X is for (Mr.) X, can I haz some kontanemnt?

You can get me at instaputzen [at] gmail [dot com].