TS here. Let’s continue!
S is for Swift, who eviscerates an ass.
T is for Taibbi, smacking Romney with sass.
U is for unhinged Ms. Malkin, tossing a fit.
V is for veto, more anti-gay sh*t.
W is for the wonders of anatomical entertainment.
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