I love John Oliver. He wants to change the name "Net Neutrality" into "preventing cable company fu*kery," and I agree "because that is what it is."
The FCC is taking public comments for 120 days and you know what that means. Oliver wants all the insane internet trolls to go to this website, "fcc.gov/comments," and do it like you've never done before.
Oliver: And I can't believe I'm going to do this. i would like to address the internet commenters out there directly. Good evening monsters, this may be the moment you spent your whole lives training for. You've been out there ferociously commenting on dance videos of adorable three-years-olds, saying things like: "every child could dance like this little loser after 1 week of practice." Or you'd be polluting "Frozen's " Let It Go with comments like, "ice castle would giver her hypothermia and she dead in an hour." Or, and I know you've done this one commenting on this show: "f*ck this asshole anchor...go suck ur president's dick...ur just friends with terrorists xD."
This is the moment you were made for, commenters. Like Ralph Macchio, you've been honing your skills waxing cars and painting fences, well guess what? Now it's time to do some f*king karate.
For once in your life we need you to channel that anger. That badly spelled bile that you normally reserve.