Oh, how precious. Everyone in Louisiana must be so excited about a night out on the town, with dinner discounts galore at Bergeron's Restaurant in Port Allen. Because if you take your gun to dinner, you get a 10 percent discount on the tab.
Awesome. I wonder if the beer and gimlets are discounted, too.
The Fox Insider blog is tickled about it, promoting it (and Gretchen Carlson's show) this way:
Owner Kevin Cox said he came up with the idea as a way to thank police officers and because so many businesses have been banning guns.
“As long as everybody has a gun, we’re all the same size,” he said.
No, no, no. As long as those people with guns have guns, their tiny little penises grow to the size of the gun barrel, and with a few stiff drinks, well, anything can happen.