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Walmart Is Making Sure Over 1 Million Of Its Slave Laborers Will Be Working On Thanksgiving

For Walmart workers, it's ThanklessGiving.
We here call it "Alexander the Great Syndrome," a vicious mutation of the virus known as Neuroticus consumerisma. Primary symptoms include the obsessive desire to possess any new think you lay your eyes upon. "Black Friday" is the day the spending season starts, when business go out of the "red" and into the "black" for the…


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