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This Dude Has Had A Really Bad Month

The ticket was for driving without a valid license. Kory doesn’t believe in valid licenses.
This Dude Has Had A Really Bad Month

Kory Watkins is President of Open Carry Tarrant County (Fort Worth). He’s a gun exhibitionist, which is kinda like a pole dancer but the pole has a trigger.

To start the month off, there was a witty little visit from Missy Karma. Kory was out pitching hissy fits at a DUI safety checkpoint set up by Arlington police. Kory doesn’t believe in checkpoints so to make his statement, he screamed obscenities at the police while they were conducting the checkpoint. He also spent time warning drivers that there was a checkpoint down the road. So, of damn course, on the way home he gets rear ended by … yep … a drunk driver.

But he thinks you’re “sick” if you see any humor in that.

“I see a few sick I individuals taken time to think this is a joke or it’s funny that the cops helped me,” Watkins said. “Let me say this. I am happy the police showed up to catch him but I’m trying to figure out where they helped me any….. Was it the part where they showed up 15 minutes after the crime or was it when they wrote me a 300$ ticket after my car was totaled?”

The ticket was for driving without a valid license. Kory doesn’t believe in valid licenses.

Kory has difficulty with that whole time continuum thingy. If the cops had stopped the drunk driver at the checkpoint, Kory would not have been hit.

He then proceeded to try to raise money to pay his fine and buy a new car because walking around with a big pole doesn’t pay near as well as you’d suspect. Kory also doesn’t believe in insurance.

Then, one of his recruits and members in good standing, kills her husband and his daughter with a gun. That she was openly carrying. Kory does not believe a gun did that despite bullet holes.

And now, well, it looks like he’s not going to believe in the Secret Service.

I dunno. That kinda sounds a little bit like, you know, armed freekin’ rebellion.

I don’t believe in that.

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