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Someone Get Alan Keyes A Xanax, Stat!

Alan Keyes fell off the rails and slammed his head in Crazyland
Someone Get Alan Keyes A Xanax, Stat!
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I offer this not to bring you outrage, but to offer some pity for a man who has so clearly lost his cookies that he may be beyond redemption entirely.

Via RightWingWatch, Alan Keyes' latest paranoid conspiracy theory. This one involves ISIS, President Obama, nukes, and a third Obama term.

In a WorldNetDaily column titled “Is Iran Deal Part Of Obama-3rd-Term Scheme?,” conservative activist Alan Keyes writes today that President Obama has made a secret deal with Iran that allows the country to “unleash nuclear destruction” since it would give him the justification to launch a Nazi-style “coup d’état” here at home.

Keyes, who was Obama’s GOP challenger in the 2004 U.S. Senate race in Illinois, alleges that Obama is aiding both ISIS and Iran in order to create an excuse to illegaly remain in power after his second term in office.

“What if the threat of nuclear devastation he helps to arm with this agreement (an America-hating Iran with nuclear bombs) is to be brandished, along with a related threat from ongoing terrorist uprisings on U.S. soil, to create the exigent circumstances needed to justify imposing martial law throughout the United States and a plausible excuse for demanding that Obama remain in office until the emergency passes?,” Keyes asks.

“Why is it at all inconceivable that people willing to collude with and arm our boldest enemies may be doing so for the sake of their own power? Why should we be unwilling to ponder the possibility that the Obama faction has agreed to help Iran achieve hegemony in the Middle East in order to help themselves to dictatorial control over the United States?”

Because truly, who wouldn't want to be President immediately following a nuclear holocaust, right?

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