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Assault Rifle Calendar Girl Michele Fiore To Run For Congress

Good Lord, please help us in Nevada!
Assault Rifle Calendar Girl Michele Fiore To Run For Congress
Image from: Fiore Calendar

I really don't even know where to begin with this appalling woman, a bizarre freakazoid who was elected by the people of my city, Las Vegas, Nevada. Michele Fiore, the majority leader of the Republican Nevada Assembly, has a history of abhorrently embarrassing comments and actions. Wonkette has a whole list right here. She now has a calendar that you can buy for just $25.00 that shows a different picture of the harpy with her favorite fashion accessory: an assault rifle.

To make matters worse, up until very recently, Fiore had her own home healthcare business, which is amazing considering she believed that you could flush out cancer, which is apparently a fungus, with baking soda. But yesterday, Nevada revoked her home healthcare license, which will likely save Nevada's medical coffers hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Inspectors with the state Bureau of Health Care Quality and Compliance said they visited Fiore's Las Vegas-based business, Always There 4 You, on Tuesday and found another business moving in. They also said her office was inexplicably closed during a September visit and she didn't respond to a certified letter last month inquiring about its status

Monday, Fiore filed the paperwork to run for Congress. Oh no!

But Fiore said Monday that she's still deciding whether to go through with a bid to represent Nevada's 3rd Congressional District. She said she expects to formally announce her intention in coming weeks.

Wonkette says that it's about time to elect another crazy woman to Congress with the name Michele, 'with one "L",' now that Bachmann is retired.

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