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Git Your Cap, Jim Bob

You wanna talk about a money-making business! Holy cow, this is winner!

You wanna talk about a money-making business! Holy cow, this is winner!

The New York Daily News announced that there’s a Kickstarter campaign that’s likely gonna save the damn world.

Tired of wearing tin foil on your head to keep Barack Obama and his secret army from reading your mind or implanting good dinner table manners. You do not need that crap in your head.

Tired of satellites beaming libtard ideas at you like, “Jim Bob, you don’t need no damn AK-47. You need to pay the light bill with that money.”

Tired of Bill Gates sending messages through your computer screen?

Here is your fashion forward answer.

It’s a damn tin foil lined gimme-cap. Holy truck stop, Jim Bob, now you can take off that large hunk of tin foil and pose for family pictures out on the front porch net to the washing machine.

The beauty of this thing is not only the money you’ll save on tin foil over the life of the cap, but that you do not have to give up your true identity of letting people know you’re too smart to let Obama to get into your head. People will know you’re smart enough to be aware of the libtard conspiracy by your Donald Trump shirt and long gun you carry everywhere.

Crossposted at juanitajean.com


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