Applesauce - Jeb! OK, time of death, call it!
Balloon Juice - reset the mass shooting counter to zero days;
Bark Bark Woof Woof - Trump: bullshit artist or mere liar?
Cathie from Canada - are Canadians allowed to use the "gate" suffix?
Goblinbooks - great balls of fire!
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